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[Mitchewawa]

Just for shits and giggles, type up a random dwarven anecdote. In haiku/limerick form.

Embark evil land
It is raining heinous goo!
Immediate dead

Oh yeah, and don't spend too many posts correcting other's work.
Go!

[EmperorJon]

Blood splashed in the well,
Entire fort now undead,
I was unaware.

[Loud Whispers]

Party of seven,
Take evil, take good, treasure.
Go Dwarfs! Strike the Earth!

[ASCIt]

So many of them
Silk, cloth, or plant, take your pick
How I love these socks.

[EmperorJon]

Job needs to be done,
I am not available,
Yeah, attend party.

[Dalkar]

Hole in wall,
Goblins arrive,
Carpenter on break.

[VerdantSF]

In need of stitches
And what does the doctor choose?
Argh, adamantine!

[Loud Whispers]

In need of stitches
And what does the doctor choose?
Argh, adamantine!

In need of healthcare
And what does the doctor do?
Sew both my eyes shut.

[doublestrafe]

Haiku are for elves. Real dwarves write villanelles on the spot.

A vile force of darkness has arrived.
The threat is distant, but another's near:
My arm, once severed, now has been revived.

Until this moment, we might have survived.
But now this truth seems eminently clear:
A vile force of darkness has arrived.

A fortnight back, a bustling fortress thrived;
But darkness lurked within its walls, I fear.
My arm, once severed, now has been revived.

To rule a lifeless army he contrived,
But as he struck at all that we hold dear --
A vile force of darkness has arrived.

I did my best, but now am limb-deprived;
A common fate for those who volunteer.
My arm, once severed, now has been revived.

Besieged inside and out, our hope's nosedived --
The Duke just drank our final drop of beer.
A vile force of darkness has arrived.
My arm, once severed, now has been revived.

[ASCIt]

Hole in wall,
Goblins arrive,
Carpenter on break.

Close, but it has to be 5/7/5 syllables.

[Loud Whispers]

Oh yeah, and don't spend too many posts correcting other's work.

har har

[martinuzz]

In mountain, deep cave
I bring my old iron pick
glorious death waits

[Death123]

A thriving city,
Boozesupply are dwindling,
bloody hell, not good.

[martinuzz]

In need of stitches
And what does the doctor choose?
Argh, adamantine!

In need of healthcare
And what does the doctor do?
Sew both my eyes shut.

on the topic of healthcare, click link in my sig

[Talvieno]

Haiku are for elves. Real dwarves write villanelles on the spot.
*poem snip*

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=96290.msg2754029#msg2754029
Bahaha. Real dwarves, you say?

I found a kitty!
I think I'll name him Snowball.
*catsplosion begins*