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[Masta Crouton]

i prefer loyalty cascade.

it's like the video scene in event horizon!

[Loud Whispers]

i prefer loyalty cascade.

it's like the video scene in event horizon!

1. Trade a crap ton of stuff to civ.
2. Wait for next caravan with moar merchants.
3. Isolate each merchant.
4. Have a legendary militia dwarf fully armed and armoured kill each individual one.

Loyalty cascade time.

[Oliolli]

1. Trade a crap ton of stuff to civ.
2. Wait for next caravan with moar merchants.
3. Isolate each merchant.
4. Have a legendary militia dwarf fully armed and armoured kill each individual one.
5. ? ? ?
6. PROFIT!

[Flying Dice]

1. Trade a crap ton of stuff to civ.
2. Wait for next caravan with moar merchants.
3. Isolate each merchant.
4. Have a legendary militia dwarf fully armed and armoured kill each individual one.
5. Localized civil war/genocide.
6. PROFIT!

ftfy

[Girlinhat]

My fort self-destructions usually go along the lines of "Giant <creature> Cage (lead)" and an inconvenient lever.

[magmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

they will run it to the ground

[Neyvn]

\\Looks at the question\\

Ahhhahahaha... You must be new here... ^_^

[Oliolli]

Registered 20 days ago.

[Kilroy the Grand]

If you ever watched the show Reboot, you would know what kind of monster you are.

[Melzer]

In (almost) every fort, there is THE LEVER.

OMG. I forgot to put THE LEVER in my fort! How can you forget something like that?! Armok curse me. (If this Is really going to curse me, I'm going be sorry I wrote so.)

[Ascyron]

I'll be honest.

I'm good enough at not-survival that I've only once felt the need to self-destruct my fortress.
I got an automated pump stack to fire magma 60 levels up from the sea to the top of my fortress, and flooded it from the top down.
... I have to admit I felt guilty, and ended up saving the 5 dorfs who were smart enough to survive and restarting with them on the same site.

Never had the desire or opportunity since...

[Ross Vernal]

In (almost) every fort, there is THE LEVER.

OMG. I forgot to put THE LEVER in my fort! How can you forget something like that?! Armok curse me. (If this Is really going to curse me, I'm going be sorry I wrote so.)

It's also more fun when you don't label any of your levers, and put them all right next to each other.

[King DZA]

Never had the need. Every time I get overly complacent, the game sees fit to remind me just how easily it can still fuck my shit up with even the slightest overlooked detail.

[rtg593]

\\Looks at the question\\

Ahhhahahaha... You must be new here... ^_^

 

Registered 20 days ago.

Crap! I've been found out!

Ya, I mosied on over from Shores of Hazeron when a bunch of guys wouldn't stop talking in galactic chat about lava dumping into their main hall, goblin seiges, etc.

... Hmmm... My empire there has probably collapsed by now... Has it really been 20 days? Lol. Dang space pirates...

[Oliolli]

Huh, I just checked, and you apparently registered about 364½ days after I did.