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Author Topic: Dwarven Comfort  (Read 695 times)

EmperorJon

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Dwarven Comfort
« on: February 26, 2012, 04:39:53 pm »

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I think it's the way towns develop now. In the beginning, people move into a town. Then they start producing tables, which results in more and more tables. Soon tables represent a significant portion of the population, they start lobbying for new laws and regulations, putting people to greater and greater disadvantage...
Link for full quote. 'tis mighty funny.

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Re: Dwarven Comfort
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2012, 04:44:27 pm »

Ahh... time to admire my handiwork. *sits*
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huh...
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Re: Dwarven Comfort
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2012, 04:50:43 pm »

"Archedspines"... A chair for humpbacks?  :o

But yeah, i imagine it being used on a chalkboard...
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Re: Dwarven Comfort
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2012, 04:51:27 pm »

It's ached, which is the source of the joke...
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I think it's the way towns develop now. In the beginning, people move into a town. Then they start producing tables, which results in more and more tables. Soon tables represent a significant portion of the population, they start lobbying for new laws and regulations, putting people to greater and greater disadvantage...
Link for full quote. 'tis mighty funny.

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Re: Dwarven Comfort
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2012, 04:53:56 pm »

Truly the greatest writing utensil to have ever been conceived.

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Re: Dwarven Comfort
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2012, 04:56:13 pm »

The great dwarf kings of Trumpetbridges, the Mountainhome of the dwarven civilization of The Imperial Earth, wore long, white cloaks since time immemorial. As they shouted out orders in the field of battle, their gestures were accompanied by dramatic, seemingly magical puffs of white dust. The Mountainhome was also renowned for its royal bone doctors.
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It is said knowledge is like a foul-smelling herb. It must be cooked well and thoroughly with experience to make it palatable. A young scholar's knowledge is therefore not only worthless but disgusting. -- In Dwarf Fortress you have another paradigm. Gather as much of that smelly herb as you can and toss it at your enemy, fracturing his skull through the +capybara man leather cap+.