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Spain has 6 to 9 stacks in Iberia, thus before sending our army to the far east :

Dick should stay in Iberia for 2 seasons, to weaken Spaniards.
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Dick should stay in Iberia for 4 seasons, to weaken Spaniards.
- 6 (46.2%)
Dick should stay in Iberia for as long as it takes to cripple Spain
- 6 (46.2%)

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ed boy

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Re: "Look, Vulcan! It's snowing!" - XC Total War (P3 : Punic Nightmare)
« Reply #60 on: March 07, 2012, 06:07:19 am »

Furthermore i shall remind you that we have 1 army (and no means of having a second army).
I count two: the one in Iberia, and the one in Lepcis Magna.

But I change my vote to invading greece, then.
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Re: "Look, Vulcan! It's snowing!" - XC Total War (P3 : Punic Nightmare)
« Reply #61 on: March 07, 2012, 06:56:20 am »

Clearly we must send an expeditionary force to the British isles then
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Re: "Look, Vulcan! It's snowing!" - XC Total War (P3 : Punic Nightmare)
« Reply #62 on: March 07, 2012, 07:53:04 am »

We're already half committed in Iberia, I say we finish what we started.
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Re: "Look, Vulcan! It's snowing!" - XC Total War (P3 : Punic Nightmare)
« Reply #63 on: March 07, 2012, 08:04:31 am »

I say we go east, because Stworca says it's a bad idea! ;)
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Re: "Look, Vulcan! It's snowing!" - XC Total War (P3 : Punic Nightmare)
« Reply #64 on: March 07, 2012, 09:56:00 am »

I say we go east, because Stworca says it's a bad idea! ;)

You know what..?



After all, losing is fun.

Just keep in mind that with Skyrim Schmyrim, Numidia, Fallout and upcomming Magicka run, i may be lagging with updates.
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Re: "Look, Vulcan! It's snowing!" - XC Total War (P3 : Punic Nightmare)
« Reply #65 on: March 07, 2012, 12:25:05 pm »

I know it may seem like your Council is out to get you, but it's merely a scientific experiment. The goal of the experiment is to find out how many full-stack armies it takes to cause a full army under your masterful command to lose. The betting pool is currently centered on 24 armies (2-deep ring around your army) of post-reform Romans supported by elephants, spartan and chariots.
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Re: "Look, Vulcan! It's snowing!" - XC Total War (P3 : Punic Nightmare)
« Reply #66 on: March 07, 2012, 12:43:04 pm »

I demand that face be used for the general that gets sent to the east (If possible :P)
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Re: "Look, Vulcan! It's snowing!" - XC Total War (P3 : Punic Nightmare)
« Reply #67 on: March 07, 2012, 01:43:06 pm »

I demand that face be used for the general that gets sent to the east (If possible :P)

Dick will go east, while a garrison is holed up at strait of Gibraltar. I see no other way.
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Re: "Look, Vulcan! It's snowing!" - XC Total War (P3 : Punic Nightmare)
« Reply #68 on: March 07, 2012, 06:00:37 pm »

Magicka run? Fancy a co op lp? ^^
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Re: "Look, Vulcan! It's snowing!" - XC Total War (P3 : Punic Nightmare)
« Reply #69 on: March 08, 2012, 03:03:21 am »

Magicka run? Fancy a co op lp? ^^

I... guess? As long as You're not from south-east Australia or southern Argentina, and as long as you don't have a wire + paper clip Internet connection. (poke me on skype : st.w.orca or msn.. stworca@)

All unauthorized entries will be dealt with using Dick Mountainjoy  :o
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« Reply #70 on: March 08, 2012, 12:08:41 pm »

I practically live in the same city as you do and my Internet is 40 Mb/s so we should be fine on those fronts ^^
I'll add you, but I'm going on a winter sport vacation tomorrow so it would have to wait till next Sunday.
This is secretly part of my master plan to keep you from stalling the other LPs :p
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Re: "Look, Vulcan! It's snowing!" - XC Total War (P3 : Punic Nightmare)
« Reply #71 on: March 09, 2012, 06:57:31 am »

I was going to suggest invading Great-Britain for the lulz.

But then I'm reminded that Stworca is still busy making us feel ashamed of our lack of skill by having destroyed one of the world's superpower with the RTW equivalent of Luxemburg, on VH/VH, with ungodly AI bonuses that aren't actually intended to be used but are only there to frighten the coder's kids into eating their soup.

So, do you hear me Stwarca? I want you to invade both northeastern africa and Great-Britain. Now. And Rome as soon as they get reformed. And I don't care if that means you have to field armies of peasants as your main fighting force.


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What are your waiting for? You should already be halfway to China!


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Re: "Look, Vulcan! It's snowing!" - XC Total War (P3 : Punic Nightmare)
« Reply #72 on: March 09, 2012, 07:17:22 am »

Ohai, Sheb. Glad to see You back, and what not.

To celebrate i've added a poll regarding our main army and Iberia.
Spaniards have 6 to 9 stacks roaming around, and WILL send them at us the second they move them to the south.

Thus i give you an option to choose for how long should Dick stay in Iberia, trying to cripple the Spaniards as much as possible.
2 seasons? (1 year) 4? For as long as it takes to achieve the goal?

Personally i'd go for either 2 or 4.

There is no option for 0, as the army has to "rest", "prepare" and "orders have to arrive". Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2012, 07:32:56 am by Stworca »
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Re: "Look, Vulcan! It's snowing!" - XC Total War (P3 : Punic Nightmare)
« Reply #73 on: March 09, 2012, 07:35:44 am »

I don't want to whine or anything, but there is a world to conquer. Except if you somehow make a cross of this LP with your spaniard LP, you should be safe. Just weaken them a bit and then get moving westward and northward.

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Re: "Look, Vulcan! It's snowing!" - XC Total War (P3 : Punic Nightmare)
« Reply #74 on: March 09, 2012, 07:56:06 am »

4 seasons to crush their armies, desecrate their lands, and insult their hats
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