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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Lolfail0009]

Edit: Here it is.

I approve of this.

I consider this a grand success!

Annnd.... Inbound art that may or may not be connected with SpearBreakers!

Because, yah, its just armor!

Spoiler: Gonna be here, someday (click to show/hide)

Sorry for the angle and the quality, it was done on lined paper and not meant for showing...

God, those EYES... they're terrifying... HOW ARE THEY SO TERRIFYING!!?

[Aseaheru]

My first thought was 'but eyes are a tiny target, how is anyone supposed to shoot them there anyways?'

Well, knowing dwarf fortress, dwarven luck dictates someone will hit them in the eye eventually.

My second thought was 'even if the impact from a bullet was diffused by a helmet, the sheer force would probably do terrible things to your neck anyway'.

Probably, or at least result in a pretty bad concussion or some serious whiplash.

Yes, I answered those for fun

And from what I know of the subject both are correct.

Granted, I dont know too much...

[Mr Frog]

Because I haven't posted any in a while, here's another pointless entry in the adventure of Thol Avalrigoth (I am now very happy that I had thought to make a buffer):

Spoiler: Journal of Thol Avalrigoth (click to show/hide)

13 Galena 512

I finally managed to twig onto the thing's trail again. It's still making its way for the volcano in the distance. I expect it nests there between raids on the village.
   Something that's been nagging at me is that this isn't the first of these things to descend upon the village. I could be in for a nasty surprise if I turn up at its nesting grounds only to find that there are hundreds of the fiends writhing around. I suppose I could turn around and leave, but I promised that half-elf I'd find her brother and so that's what I shall do, regardless of how many nightmares I must carve my way through to do it.

I never really considered how boring it is to tell a story through journal entries until I tried doing this, but I can't think of any way to change the framing device now. Blehhhh.

[Cynm]

I have never heard twig used as a verb before.

I think that Stone Inc. armor reminds me of the combine from Half Life 2.

[Aseaheru]

And whats that?

Spoiler: Normal reason why I dont know references. (click to show/hide)

I dont play many games... or watch much TV. Mostly due to lack of the main ingredients, games and a tv.

[TalonisWolf]

...

Edit: Here it is.

That is awesome. But why was it that I heard dark, evil laughter in my head during the last few seconds... and it fit right in.

[Lolfail0009]

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Edit: Here it is.

That is awesome. But why was it that I heard dark, evil laughter in my head during the last few seconds... and it fit right in.

If you're referring to the noise underneath the rain, that was footsteps (actually it was really slow/low-pitched applause, because normal footsteps sounded shit), otherwise I have no clue unless my music is metastasising.

[TalonisWolf]

No, I heard the footsteps... the evil laughter was added by my head. I was amazed at how it only added to the feel of it!

[Lolfail0009]

Well, there's be plenty of evil laughter in some of my next pieces... only to see the light of day when I can get them to sound decent >.<

[Lolfail0009]

(Double post, I know...)

Can someone explain to my why this page of the wiki is in Spanish?

[Splint]

That's... a very good question actually.

[TalonisWolf]

...someone just decided to mess with you? You could revert it back to it's original state using edit>history.

But why was it done in the first place?

[Reudh]

(Double post, I know...)

Can someone explain to my why this page of the wiki is in Spanish?

We have our first bot.

[Lolfail0009]

Well, that's fixed.

We may never know why the legitimate fuck that happened.

E: Ninja'd by Reudh. A bot? Really? Ugh, they're worse than necromancer vampires...

[Splint]

I think it was someone who doesn't know how to read English and had it translated and replaced the text. The information wasn't changed for the most part aside from that odd comment and picture.