E: Considering the silently pondered release date of DF2014, I figure I may as well write a little interlude for the Creator, show what happens after he got "Double sushi'd".
"Are... are you awake, C-Creator?"
A pained moan escaped my lips as my eyes opened. Above me stood a girl; she couldn't be much older than me; with skin of icy blue and hair of flaming orange. I slowly forced myself into a sitting position as I muttered "I am now" before looking around. I was in the Entropy Tunnel with only myself, LFTON, and the girl... and the girl... and the girl? "Who... are you three?" I managed to force out, with a hint of voice instead of a throaty growl. The other two girls heard me and looked at my carer worriedly, and then put up fingers; one holding up three fingers, the other only two. My carer nodded at them, then turned back to me and responded. "My name is Yna. My sisters are Ato and Ady." I must have looked confused, because she hurriedly continued ,"We're... triplets, so don't worry about our names being weird." A few metres away, LFTON stirred in his sleep, muttering slurredly, "Yna, Ato, Ady... Ato, Yna, Ady... Ady, Yna, Ato..." Suddenly, he sat bolt upright with a face of utter fury. "ADYNATO!" The girls looked terrified and stared at Yna, who wasn't looking so composed herself. "Please!" she cried, backing away from us, "We're not your enemies!" Ady spoke as well, adding "Stay still or you'll only hurt yourselves more. A Hydra biting you across the stomach may be painful but at least you're alive, which is more than could have been said for you if HE'D gotten you with the Annihilator." LFTON stopped, and we both looked down; we were heavily bandaged with something soft and cold to the touch. Something about what Ady said struck me, and I slowly asked, "By Annihilator, do you mean Skouro?" This time it was Ato's turn to speak. "No... by Annihilator... we mean what's left of Skouro... after whoever it was outside... forged a spear out of him... The Darklight... Warudandr." Shocked, I could only ask them, all four of my companions, "What's happened in the past decade or so in... anywhere?"
"What do you mean, we're going? You're both still wounded!" I stopped and turned back to Yna to snap back exasperatedly. "LFTON claims you declared war on Idyllia while, you claim, under mind control from a Hydra/Dragon hybrid which you also claim is now a deadly spear, which I claim is now wielded by a younger, angrier me. So first I am going to get a drink of something cold and carbonated, and then yes, we are going. I know someone who's good with psionic mind control, so she'll be able to tell primarily if we're all correct and secondarily if we're all telling the truth." As I turned back to our trek through infinity, LFTON snarkily asked, "Where are you going to get anything to drink? We are literally nowhere." I grinned heavily at this, and pulled Sarcirent down tighter on my right hand. "Ah, but LFTON, what you forget," At thins, I thrust my hands through the edge of the Tunnel (much to the three sisters' alarm) before drawing them back, holding five perfectly chilled bottles of the best drink under pH 3, "is that we are currently everywhere as well. Bottoms up!" I said cheerfully, tossing a drink to each of my companions.