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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

55 (71.4%)

We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

17 (22.1%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Xahnel]

Is that a compliment, or are you comparing her to a dwarven manamaid? I honestly cannot tell.
That's a question, isn't it? Is Fischer Norris hot?

[Lolfail0009]

...I didn't say that well, didn't I?
I was trying to say that if she sees you looking at her naked, you go down like a sack of bricks.

[Xahnel]

No, no you did not. And I hope she nevers finds out what you said about her. The Last Daughter of Dorf!Krypton might reach out from the Bay12 forums, and throttle you with your mouse cord.

[Splint]

And then you learn what "Skull-fucked with a metal pole" means.

[Lolfail0009]

Then it's a good thing my mouse is wireless... well, a relatively good thing.

[Reudh]

Then it's a good thing my mouse is wireless... well, a relatively good thing.

She'll strangle you with the molecules of air around your neck. Fischer can move so fast she can use AIR as a garrotte.

[Splint]

I find the prospect of that quite terrifying actually.

It'd explain why goblins, humans, and barbarians have trouble fighting her: Can't fight too well with no oxygen.

[Corai]

Fischer is a normal, everyday being with no form of superpower, super skills, or anything of the such.

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Its the rest of the universe that is UNDERPOWERED and UNDERTRAINED. That is why she is a walking death machine.

amidoingitright

[Splint]

You know the bitch of that is Fischer and Stova were both pretty bog standard with some above average strength and agility. Only difference between the two is while Fischer has a poorer immune system, she lived.

And proceeded to tell all of spawndom to go and collectively fuck themselves.

[Aseaheru]

to bad we dont have cloning pods.

[Splint]

Is it wrong I feel like before the army kicked zombie ass this is what the population of the fort was reduced to?

[Lolfail0009]

Fischer and Stova were both pretty bog standard with some above average strength and agility. Only difference between the two is while Fischer has a poorer immune system, she lived.

And proceeded to tell all of spawndom to go and collectively fuck themselves.

Nominating. That was hilarious.

[Aseaheru]

seconded

[zacen299]

thirded. On an unrelated note do we have a list of every named dwarf and their professions? I can't remember them all off the top of my head.

[Splint]

The vast majority have nicknames for ease of identification. For claimed dwarves it isn't easy to tell who some of them are, because some players went with nonusername based names.