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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

55 (71.4%)

We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

17 (22.1%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

5 (6.5%)

Total Members Voted: 77

[Splint]

They will however become upset upon its removal, due to their understandable dislike of having pointy metal shit shoved into them.

[Reudh]

I think they'd be more upset at being forced to drink water rather than alcohol while they're undergoing surgery.

[Lolfail0009]

If anyone's interested, I've set up a Spearbreakers steam group

[Talvieno]

Whoa, Splint. Hope you get well soon, man. Appendicitis isn't fun, and that by itself is a bit of an understatement.

Reudh, lol... I think you're right about that.

[Splint]

Eh, it's no big deal. I'd be in and out in a day, two max. And upon recovery I'll hopefully be ina better mood and thus able to continue my turn.

[Jack Magnus]

I agree with Talvi - I hope you get well soon, Splint. That, and I hope it does put you in a better mood afterwards.

No hurry on releasing updates, either - I'll just lurk in the background and wait patiently :p

[tomio175]

Get well soon, Splint.
On a more hilarious note, however, should you wake up with ladies bits between your legs, these are the magic words for you to scream: MALPRACTICE SUIT. Remember kids, MALPRACTICE SUIT always saves the day!

[Splint]

Remeber, these aren't dwarves. If they manage to misdiagnose me I'll feel too sorry for them to press charges.

May be a kidney stone instead, not sure yet.

[Aseaheru]

Do dwarves get kidney stones?

[tomio175]

Do dwarves get kidney stones?

No. Dwarven excretion only happens through the pores or through vomiting, therefore they have no kidneys. Because why should they? It's not like kidneys are important or anything...

[soulslicerjames]

Right now I feel bad that my attention is focused on how the poll seems to have miscounted something.  It says the vote breakdown is 22-3-4... for a total of 28 votes.  Why does my mind tell me that's more important than Splint having appendicitis?

[Talvieno]

Spearbreakers broke Bay12.

Somehow, I'm not surprised.

[Lennoxite]

Since when did Spearbreakers NOT break something?

Anyways, concerning my idea from a page ago, a rune gaining more capacity for energy and/or power from surface area committed to it should have the drawback of being more unstable. As such, a whale using a universe ending spell will most likely have a 99%+ chance to explode into a pile of gore. WITH MILLIONS OF DWARFS BASKING IN THE GLORIOUS REMAINS CRYING "CARNAGE!"

EDIT: Strikethrough text needed more flair to it.

[Splint]

That actually does seem reasonable.

The prospect of exploding into a sloppy mess without accomplishing jack would certainly be a put off even for most demons.

[soulslicerjames]

Spearbreakers broke Bay12.

Somehow, I'm not surprised.

I'm nominating this.  Anybody want to second it?