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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Xahnel]

So, Talvi, I got the updates, and I'll be writing soon. I am most definitly going through with the idea?

[Talvieno]

Yep, go right ahead, Xahnel. This oughta be fun.

Major update on the doc coming in about... 15 mins or so.

[Xahnel]

VERY WELL.

THUS IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!!!

[Talvieno]

Gentlemen... It is done.

Spearbreakers.doc (Download link) (Mirror 1) (Mirror 2) (Mediafire)
^{I joke. They all link to the same thing.}

The complete story of Spearbreakers, as it stands so far. Statistics:

• 20.47 MB
• 250,549 words - roughly equal to 2.5 full-length novels. This would take somewhere around 17 hours to read.
• 658 pages - if made into a book. It would undoubtedly take more than one.

My friends, we have created an epic that rivals the succession forts of lore. All derails aside, this is the fruit of our labor, in the form of condensed awesomesauce.


edit: They link to the correct doc again. Also, PDF links on the first page.

[Mr Frog]

\o/ \o/ \o/

Still sane?

[Corai]

Seventeen HOURS? to read.



Good sir, when I get off my ass and download that. Then I shall read this just to attempt to prove you wrong.

[Talvieno]

Sane? I just used the word awesomesauce, so no, I am not sane. But then again, didn't we all leave our sanity at the door when we signed up for Spearbreakers?
no, really, my mind is shot. I will take a break now.


And Corai, that figure is based on how it takes me around eight hours to read a 120k word book. And I read fast. And I wrote that 120k book, so I'm likely skipping little bits without realizing it. But go right ahead and try to prove me wrong.

disclaimer: I am only human. I probably messed something up in there or skipped something or forgot something, or otherwise screwed it up. If I did, and somebody notices it... let me know.
also, if somebody can tell me how to fix the background colors, that'd be much appreciated, because I have no idea how to go about doing that.

[Xahnel]

Press ctrl a, and then click the little paint bucket in the top right hand corner.
Also, how many typos? Did you check?
Finally, everyone, consider this: we have written two and a half books of shear data, and we're just eight years in. imagine how much MORE we're gonna write.

[Aseaheru]

SOMEONE USED AWESOMESAUSE!  *YAY*


MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE WON! A WORD I SEAD GOT USED BY ONE OF THE GODS OF THE FORUMS! AND I STILL CANT SPELL!

[Splint]

You're getting better. That's what matters. Barring another battle I'll try and get myself through the winter tomorrow.

Off-Topic: The tinychat's been oddly vacent.

[Hanslanda]

Sorry, been working. Be there in a moment.

[Aseaheru]

hey han, i like the sig. i wish i had a smaller one.

[Hanslanda]

Thank you sir. And you could post yours in the Sigtext thread, then just provide a link to it.

[Aseaheru]

ill try.

[Xahnel]

So, yeah, tomorrow it's official: rose x talvi is A Thing. Prolly shouldn't have mentioned rose spent all day in bed one day, splint.
EDIT: I apologize to any tavli frog shippers, but the story Sank Your Ship.