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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

55 (71.4%)

We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

17 (22.1%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

5 (6.5%)

Total Members Voted: 77

[Splint]

Average time for forts to become horrid mazes of endless mindfuck roughly 10-16 years.

We did it in half that.

And bloated monstrosity? I like the sound of that.

Also, good work Hans.

[Hanslanda]

Average time for forts to become horrid mazes of endless mindfuck roughly 10-16 years.

We did it in half that.

And bloated monstrosity? I like the sound of that.

Also, good work Hans.

I want to know where you got that statistic. Whatever place gave it to you is awesome.

And yes, go us. We're insane-r than everyone else.

'Does this make me look fat?' 'No, it makes you look like a bloated monstrosity.' 'You're so sweet.' was my immediate thought.

Thank you. It's a short update, but its building to big things. And I left my first few Chekhov's guns in there.

[Splint]

And they're all lies, every one of them.

[Mr Frog]

New time limit's a bit more reasonable, though I'd prefer if it was a bit more specific about what qualifies as a "steady stream" of updates. But excessive specificity is pretty much my thing (or, um, one of them), so bleh.

I'll get on to collecting everything just as soon as I figure out how to deal with stormtemplar's turn getting cancelled, inasmuch as how it does or does not affect the side-stories. I'm thinking of putting an asterisk beside stories that directly refer to the events of a rollback'd turn and thus may no longer be canon with regards to the current continuity.

[Hanslanda]

New time limit's a bit more reasonable, though I'd prefer if it was a bit more specific about what qualifies as a "steady stream" of updates. But excessive specificity is pretty much my thing (or, um, one of them), so bleh.

I'll get on to collecting everything just as soon as I figure out how to deal with stormtemplar's turn getting cancelled, inasmuch as how it does or does not affect the side-stories. I'm thinking of putting an asterisk beside stories that directly refer to the events of a rollback'd turn and thus may no longer be canon with regards to the current continuity.

This would probably be the best idea. That way the authors wouldn't have to rewrite, the stories can stay, and we get to add to our already fucked up continuity a bit more. Win win.

[Aseaheru]

now i want to try to make a fort under a fort in this. a fort with sanity.


CONVERSATION TIME!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Dwarf 1: this place is a mess!
Dwarf 2: what, you just noticed?
Dwarf 1: yep. now what?
Dwarf 2: well, we do need better planed work areas.
Both: HA!

hey guess what i did?  looked for me in the fort and i am dead. there never was a Aseaheru and Minkot died shortly after my claiming.

[Hanslanda]

Yeah, you're a spawn IIRC.

And a fort under a fort would be awesome.

[Splint]

It was Ashsaber and.... Fuck I don't remeber but I thought Asea was killed.... Nono He's alive. Somehow outran the first zombie horde and escaped to saftey. Probably not doing so well psychologically though...

[Hanslanda]

Who in this fort is doing well psychologically?

[Splint]

Well I imagine Asea's dorf, when not in public, sitting in the corner of his room muttering about zombies. Everyone else just drinks the sleeping meds Mr Frog distills to help everyone sleep with Ashsaber and other spawn's screeching.

[Hanslanda]

Well I imagine Asea's dorf, when not in public, sitting in the corner of his room muttering about zombies. Everyone else just drinks the sleeping meds Mr Frog distills to help everyone sleep with Ashsaber and other spawn's screeching.

Oh god, everyone in the fort is heavily medicated and boozed up just to deal with backround noise. That's a bit hardcore.

[Splint]

And for the record, the only thing that needs to be rolled back is the mentions of overseer change to Paintbrush and not Storm.

Oh god, everyone in the fort is heavily medicated and boozed up just to deal with backround noise. That's a bit hardcore.

I nominate this for the quotes section.

[Corai]

Oh god, everyone in the fort is heavily medicated and boozed up just to deal with backround noise. That's a bit hardcore.

I nominate this for the quotes section.

[Hanslanda]

Yay.
Now I feel cool. 

[Splint]

The wrose things get within the narrative the better. Now it includes a timewar centered on the fortress, an elven spy or fugitive, and a plan to invade hell and cleanse the surface region of the undead. Oh yeah, we awesome.