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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

17 (22.1%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Corai]

*rereads*

Okay, three days is far too short no matter how you slice it. FPS, man.

Three days to a week.

[Mr Frog]

I'm a little dodgy about a week, too... it took me about a week to do my turn, and that was without an undead legion milling around outside killing the fuck out of my FPS.

[bukitodinos]

hmmm, use LNP and put df's priory "above average"


then again, everything else runs slowly.

[Hanslanda]

Oh hey spearbreakers...

158 pages? wow.

umm... so if I were to take my turn when it came around I would be doing so nearly blind...
anyone mind writing up a brief summary?

Ummm... Yeah. I will when I get off work tonight, but I'm not entirely sure this place can be summed up easily.

[Mr Frog]

Spoiler: Spearbreakers: The Ultra-Condensed Edition (click to show/hide)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Hanslanda]

@Mr Frog: I lol'd and shot tonic water out my nose. Thanks.

[Splint]

I got a more intelligible version of what's happened, and you'll all recognize it.

We accidently the dwarven space time continuum, sorry.

[Hanslanda]

Oh hey spearbreakers...

158 pages? wow.

umm... so if I were to take my turn when it came around I would be doing so nearly blind...
anyone mind writing up a brief summary?

What exactly about this is undesirable? You'd be getting the full effect.

[Splint]

There's also what mitch said: Well fuck me sideways.

[Hanslanda]

Yeah, when I got Mitch's save working, I was stunned. Never had I thought that a fortress could be such a nightmarish, Escherian tangle of insanity, mugs, and blood.

[Splint]

I'll rework the total time needed for a turn when I can think clearly. Also, any ideas on what Ecem's recon team should do next? Destroy a research section? Kill some important researcher?

Ninja'd: Hans, what I'm shocked by is how bad it got in such a short time. Has anyone else seen a fort become this big a clusterfuck in so short a time?

[Hanslanda]

Most places, like Deathgate, take twenty years to reach the 'Oh dear god what have you all done' stage, we did it in eight.

[Splint]

Actually I don't think we can count Mitch's turn because he spent it fixing things.... He didn't add onto the horrible clusterfuck except with a chimney.

[Hanslanda]

Does it actually smoke? Cuz if it does, that's awesome. Mitch will totally get a cookie if it smokes.

[Splint]

From what I understand, he tried to get an indestructable bitimous coal bed to smoke upwards but it kinda backfired and just smoked up the halls so he had to put it out.