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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Splint]

SHouldn't've drank out of that mug Mr Frog directed him to

[Hanslanda]

I think it'll take 3+ years to be ready to conquer hell.

So, year 11-14 are in the range. Meaning Dariush, Reudh, Karakzon, or Loud Whispers will be able to decide whether or not to invade on their year. That's a lot of different overseers by then.

SHouldn't've drank out of that mug Mr Frog directed him to

Yeah, Urist can hold his liquor, but Mr Frog Mystery Liquid? Good luck with that.   

[stormtemplar]

I do plan to fight the undead army standing outside our fortress. They won't keep coming back if there's no necro will they?

[Hanslanda]

Not AFAIK. Spearbreakers has blood rain, not rez ground. They should stay dead.

[Splint]

Oddly I was expecting dead to raise, but yeah, just the godforsaken blood rain we keep drowning in.

[Hanslanda]

That would be odd in reality. Would that shit seep into the groundwater, or just rot? Would it be pre-coagulated? Or would it rain globs of it instead of drops.
The mind boggles.

[Splint]

No godly idea. But I don't think it matters anymore since there's cavern water for us.

[stormtemplar]

Good, That should be an interesting battle.

[Eldes]

That would be odd in reality. Would that shit seep into the groundwater, or just rot? Would it be pre-coagulated? Or would it rain globs of it instead of drops.
The mind boggles.

I'm imagining that scene in Blade, with the vampire rave party in the butcher's place or whatever, with blood coming out of the sprinklers.

[Mr Frog]

Mother of Armok, Urist, why'd you drink from the mug? That shit could do anything. ANYTHING. And not all of it will necessarily happen immediately :p

I think I've figured out the problem with your Mr Frog... He's speaking too familiarly. Even when he's tripping out on whatever the hell's in his mug, he's nobody's friend -- hell, even 'enemy' would be a strong word, as it implies at least some sort of emotional investment -- and his speech should reflect that. Make it more formal, like he's giving a report or something.

I think it speaks volumes that I'm not even following your storyline and I still enjoyed it :p

EDIT: I also like how what was basically supposed to be a one-off gag about attempting to brew cave fungus has now apparently become Mr Frog's defining character trait :/

EDIT II: Updated my first post with a list of the new updates and side-stories, since Talvieno's vanished and nobody seems to want to replace him. Side Note: Stop being so damn prolific, Hans, it took like an hour to collate all your posts :V

[Splint]

No-one wanted to replace him since we know for a fact he's been having technical trouble. However, your work is appreciated all the same.

Plus we wanted to make his life difficult by making him do all that stuff for abandoning us! he volunteered for it.

[Mr Frog]

Really? I thought he'd gotten the keyboard issues fixed... did something new come up?

[Hanslanda]

Mother of Armok, Urist, why'd you drink from the mug? That shit could do anything. ANYTHING. And not all of it will necessarily happen immediately :p

I think I've figured out the problem with your Mr Frog... He's speaking too familiarly. Even when he's tripping out on whatever the hell's in his mug, he's nobody's friend -- hell, even 'enemy' would be a strong word, as it implies at least some sort of emotional investment -- and his speech should reflect that. Make it more formal, like he's giving a report or something.

I think it speaks volumes that I'm not even following your storyline and I still enjoyed it :p

EDIT: I also like how what was basically supposed to be a one-off gag about attempting to brew cave fungus has now apparently become Mr Frog's defining character trait :/

EDIT II: Updated my first post with a list of the new updates and side-stories, since Talvieno's vanished and nobody seems to want to replace him. Side Note: Stop being so damn prolific, Hans, it took like an hour to collate all your posts :V

Lol, oh man, now Urist is going to have multiple side effect strung out over days. I'm so excited.

And I shall rectify that immediately, I can certainly change DorfFrog's speech patterns to more formal. Thanks for that.

And Edit II. 

[Splint]

Really? I thought he'd gotten the keyboard issues fixed... did something new come up?

If I recall right, his internet's been a bit uppity the last couple weeks.

[Mr Frog]

Yeah, I suppose it wouldn't be out of the question for his connection to die completely by this point. Something's telling me he may have just lost interest/gone hermit, though. Not really sure where I'm getting that impression.

In the meantime, it may be best to put a big yellow notification in the OP so that people don't scroll down to Talvieno's post and assume that that's all there is (my post's further down, and there's no explicit indication that someone else is collating everything now).