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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

55 (71.4%)

We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

17 (22.1%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Splint]

I was going to say it's too late and we are dwarves already.

[Aseaheru]

Good point. afterall, my life is sleep, eat, dwarf fortress, think about dwarf fortress, school or work, eat sleep dreaming of dwarf fortress or minecraft.
i fro got coffee.

[Hanslanda]

Good point. afterall, my life is sleep, eat, dwarf fortress, think about dwarf fortress, school or work, eat sleep dreaming of dwarf fortress or minecraft.
i fro got coffee booze.

Ftfy. And yeah, once I started playing DF, there has been no other substitute. I even converted my friends so I wouldn't get such wierd looks anymore.  Now I say, 'Damn, the baby went insane and my commander speared him.' And they say, 'Ah, I hate that. Was it shell? Did the brat want shell in the desert?'

[Mr Frog]

@Talvieno:

Well, what I was going for was that Joseph was the leader of some secret cabal planning to use the HS-X FOR WORLD DOMINATION MUHAHAHAHAHAHAas a tool to control governments, corporations, you name it. He was using Talvieno to observe, and when he saw that she was getting close to dorf!Frog, he made her steal his PEA so he could creep on Frog's notes.

Also, is it just me, or is the universe itself trying to keep you off the Internet? Getting sick, keyboard breaking...

[Hanslanda]

That does seem a little too inconvienent to be random chance.

[Splint]

Oh god. It seems that between the meta plots, foregoing screwing eachother and the game defying our feeble pleas to make it ordered and everything, we accidently made a whole new brand of "WTF kind of hellish fort is this!?"

Love it.

[Niccolo]

xD I remember mentioning that somewhere in my first post. It appears to be slightly more true than I expected, though...

Talvieno: I'm working on the next year of the poem now. The reason the first one wasn't that long was because I'm going to write ~ 8 stanzas on each person's year (since apparently I hit my head and have become somewhat retarded) and I don't want to increase each year's work too much.

[Splint]

It took me a sec to really grasp the scale of it. And a squel will be even moreso, with a mishmash of radioactive shit, sci-fi meets fantasy, megaspawn, pack hunting angry chicken lizards that can mimick the cloverfield monster as adults, tanks, chainsaws, mug-based weaponry....

[Niccolo]

It took me a sec to really grasp the scale of it. And a squel will be even moreso, with a mishmash of radioactive shit, sci-fi meets fantasy, megaspawn, pack hunting angry chicken lizards that can mimick the cloverfield monster as adults, tanks, chainsaws, mug-based weaponry....

What.

That sounds badass. And horrifying... but mostly badass.

[Splint]

Yeah... No blood rain but we may have anything from random sprouts of vampirism or a person capable of blendering goblins before passing out and vomiting on themselves for a week.

[Paintbrushturkey]

Yeah... No blood rain but we may have anything from random sprouts of vampirism or a person capable of blendering goblins before passing out and vomiting on themselves for a week.

sounds like stereoids to me :-P

[Mr Frog]

Wait... so Spearbreakers II is going to be an unholy amalgam of all the random shit Splint, Talvieno and I all cooked up to kill time?

I think the only logical response to this revelation is to make 20 more mods

[Splint]

As creatures and workshops are not my forte, I'm largly in ideas. But I'm trying to make that damned grave titan workout. And yes, it will suffer from that. Ohh and you guys will love the the disc launchers we made. (idea bounced around the 3 of us, Talvieno made them real.) Even a poorly aimed shot that connects is probably going to sever something. Had a 155 year old mechanic who happened to have novice ambusher caught out during a whait tiger attack, he miss the center mass and still killed the tiger by severing its leg. Smaller creatures can be outright bisected.

Oh, and railguns. Shatter bones on a miss, explode target into gristle on a direct hit. Extremly complex to make, involving mechanics, metalworkers, very specific reactants/materials for certain parts, and leatherworkers. Seriosuly, you guys will love it.

[Mr Frog]

IDEA: Grave titans have leaden bones that stick out of their fingertips to form razor-sharp claws.

[Splint]

Talvieno said the 3 of us need to have another meet up for this stuff....