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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

17 (22.1%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Draignean]

I'm not a moron. i just lack common sense is all.

Objection!

mo·ron
   [mawr-on, mohr-]
noun
1.
Informal . a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.

You have already, by your own admonition, stated that you lack common sense. Besides, I don't think ANY of our overseers have had anything close to good judgement. We're all morons, attempting to keep a ship filled with morons from sinking into a sea made up of our collective moronic decisions.

[Splint]

I LIKE STABBY THINGS.
Screw the rest of you.

Nah I'm kidding. Another teaser, you will next have to do battle with the Grave Titans of the inlands.....

[Hanslanda]

I'm so modding mughammers into my game.  Smaller contact area, to represent the rim of the mug, made of pitcheblende of course.  Dwarven beer isn't even considered alcohol unless it can kill AT LEAST five humans three different ways each with a single mugful. Radioactivity is just the newest addition to spontaneous liver failure, acute alcohol hyperpoisoning, and suicide due to poor reasoning brought on by intense, exceptionally vivid hallucinations and delusions. Plus, you can throw it and tear the brain through the skull.

I cannot get Zapp Brannigan's voice out of my head when I read Draignean, and he pulls it off way better than Zapp does.

[Splint]

I have that same problem.

[Paintbrushturkey]

so would you care to elaborate what the "grave titans of the inlands" are?

[Splint]

Big. Nasty. Likes to sqaush things when in heat. If I can figure out how to make the damned baby lookr ight (can't seem to find a tail replacment for legs, and tokens and whatnot aren't my forte.)

[Paintbrushturkey]

is it nonmetallic, nonblobby and nonrocky and does it have vital organs? if so it's dead :-D

[Splint]

Yeah, but they aren't pus overs and raom in small herds of 15 to 35 as babies. And they're full of sharp teeth and have giant sything talons as forlimbs.

[Draignean]

Yeah, but they aren't pus overs and raom in small herds of 15 to 35 as babies. And they're full of sharp teeth and have giant sything talons as forlimbs.

So... what? You're making a spot for the Spearbreakers dwarves to take a relaxing island vacation?

[Niccolo]

We're all morons, attempting to keep a ship filled with morons from sinking into a sea made up of our collective moronic decisions. MASSIVE COLLECTION OF MUGS.

Fixed that, sir Draignean.

And Turkey, given Splint's and Mr Frog's propensity for creating violent, nigh-unstoppable creatures, I suspect that even if it is made of squishy meats it will take a lot of killing.

EDIT: Damn it, Ninja'd. By TWO replies. What?

[Splint]

They start the size of chickens. And as adults are massive monstrocities that can trash skyscrapers.
Oh, and Megaspawn as semi-megabeasts. Imaginea spawn, and then make it the size of a small house.

[Reudh]

The Elite Spawn that replaced the clowns in Syrupleaf were like that.

[Splint]

These things are the product of the spawn adapting to new dwarven weapons. More mass = harder to kill.

[Draignean]

Splint, I believe this fort has totally desensitized us to any form of danger. Our answers invariable fall into "seen it", or "sounds like a nice place for a picnic".

The Dwarves of spearbreakers are getting used to tragedy, don't care much about anything anymore, are playing tiddlywinks with abominations against man and God.

[Reudh]

Oh gods... what if the Spawn incorporate Giant Sponges?