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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Talvieno]

Also I set you and The Master up as long time war buddies, and The Master has gone off the deep end and is in love with a wooden training pike.

You set us up as veterans of a Vampiric war. Who can blame The Master for falling in love with a giant piece of pointy wood after spending part of his life fighting vamps? Seriously, it actually makes a weird kind of sense.

First, that sounds wrong... second... you don't know the extent of it.

Oh hey guys just found the thread and-

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Shit.

Yep, that's our war-cry.

[Splint]

Also I set you and The Master up as long time war buddies, and The Master has gone off the deep end and is in love with a wooden training pike.

You set us up as veterans of a Vampiric war. Who can blame The Master for falling in love with a giant piece of pointy wood after spending part of his life fighting vamps? Seriously, it actually makes a weird kind of sense.

First, that sounds wrong... second... you don't know the extent of it.

Oh hey guys just found the thread and-

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...

...

...

Shit.

Yep, that's our war-cry.

Yes it is. And yeah, count the turned as dead. If they haven't had a turn yet They'll be redorfd as the decesed's cousin or something. And now that I think of it, point wooden thing does make sense, and yes. it does sound horribly wrong.

[Draignean]

Also I set you and The Master up as long time war buddies, and The Master has gone off the deep end and is in love with a wooden training pike.

You set us up as veterans of a Vampiric war. Who can blame The Master for falling in love with a giant piece of pointy wood after spending part of his life fighting vamps? Seriously, it actually makes a weird kind of sense.

First, that sounds wrong... second... you don't know the extent of it.

Heh, you stay around the internet long enough and EVERYTHING starts to sound wrong.

[Splint]

Also I set you and The Master up as long time war buddies, and The Master has gone off the deep end and is in love with a wooden training pike.

You set us up as veterans of a Vampiric war. Who can blame The Master for falling in love with a giant piece of pointy wood after spending part of his life fighting vamps? Seriously, it actually makes a weird kind of sense.

First, that sounds wrong... second... you don't know the extent of it.

Heh, you stay around the internet long enough and EVERYTHING starts to sound wrong.

Rule 34 will also ruin your childhood.

[Talvieno]

Also I set you and The Master up as long time war buddies, and The Master has gone off the deep end and is in love with a wooden training pike.

You set us up as veterans of a Vampiric war. Who can blame The Master for falling in love with a giant piece of pointy wood after spending part of his life fighting vamps? Seriously, it actually makes a weird kind of sense.

First, that sounds wrong... second... you don't know the extent of it.

Heh, you stay around the internet long enough and EVERYTHING starts to sound wrong.

Rule 34 will also ruin your childhood.

I dunno, it's off-topic, but should I post a spoiler pic of santa and the mermaids?

[Mr Frog]

@Talvi

If this is about what I think it is... please don't ._. the only horrors in this thread should be from the Spawn.

[Splint]

I dunno, it's off-topic, but should I post a spoiler pic of santa and the mermaids?

No... Now a pic of the rather epic fight in the trade depot I imagined would fly though.

[Mr Frog]

STATUS UPDATE

I've made it to summer. I'll get started on the first part of the writeup in a bit.

Things seem to have more-or-less stabilized for now. The military needs a serious overhaul, though.

[Splint]

STATUS UPDATE

I've made it to summer. I'll get started on the first part of the writeup in a bit.

Things seem to have more-or-less stabilized for now. The military needs a serious overhaul, though.

It looked composed of an ad hoc mix of the intended professionals, one crossbowless marksdwarf, and a hammerdwarf who became such on the spot.

[Talvieno]

*is very much looking forwards to the first part of the writeup*

[Splint]

*is very much looking forwards to the first part of the writeup*

The suspense is killing me.

[Talvieno]

*is very much looking forwards to the first part of the writeup*

The suspense is killing me.

Same here... must... have... update...

[Splint]

*is very much looking forwards to the first part of the writeup*

The suspense is killing me.

Same here... must... have... update...

Mooooooooooo

[Talvieno]

*is very much looking forwards to the first part of the writeup*

The suspense is killing me.

Same here... must... have... update...

Mooooooooooo

journal of Talvi Diamondknight, unknown date

by the gods... oh, for the sweet lovemaking of cavies... I think th' spawn got to poor Splint! he changed... he's... he's... he's a cow? :\ He's mooin'.

[Splint]

My girlfriend got turned into a demonic killing machine that her friends had to murder. I think it's justified.

If it's any consolation i continued with my save, and instead of Stova dying horribly, she killed two elves an a donkey. And the spawn ever got near the fort as they ran into the elf merchants first.

Also a wild perigriun... however the hell it's spelled falcon got in and was mauled by a dog. And a wood burner punched a raven to death.