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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

17 (22.1%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Splint]

Look out dorf!Mr Frog. They're waiting for an excuse to kill you...

[Aseaheru]

YAY! oops...



i died dident i? i cant find my dwarf in the units list
well, can i re dwarfed as one of the next migrants?

[Talvieno]

If losing is fun, Spearbreakers is fucking Disney World.

This. So much.

If Loud Whispers/whoever ends up going next manages to make it a season without our own doctors and soldiers systematically slaughtering us to a dwarf I'll call it a fucking miracle.

I also agree - that, so much. So I put Mitch's quote on page 1.

I'm really worried about Loud Whispers, honestly... Mainly because he hasn't kept up with the progress of the fort... He doesn't know what he's in for.

[Splint]

YAY! oops...



i died dident i? i cant find my dwarf in the units list
well, can i re dwarfed as one of the next migrants?

If you aren't in either missing/dead or citizens you weren't worf'd to beginwith. otherwise, you probably did something we've all done: Looked right at it and didn't even notice it.

[SolPyre]

Well, its not as nice as I hoped it would be but since Spearbreakers is moving quickly (and I'm not) here's the pic as finished as its going to get.

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The Master

[Splint]

Excellent SolPyre.

[Draignean]

YAY! oops...



i died dident i? i cant find my dwarf in the units list
well, can i re dwarfed as one of the next migrants?

If you aren't in either missing/dead or citizens you weren't worf'd to beginwith. otherwise, you probably did something we've all done: Looked right at it and didn't even notice it.

Dude, the missing/dead list is 500~ long.

Also, speaking as someone who searched through the frikkin' huge list of severed feet and dead yak hair, he is in the missing list.

[Corai]

YAY! oops...



i died dident i? i cant find my dwarf in the units list
well, can i re dwarfed as one of the next migrants?

If you aren't in either missing/dead or citizens you weren't worf'd to beginwith. otherwise, you probably did something we've all done: Looked right at it and didn't even notice it.

Dude, the missing/dead list is 500~ long.

Also, speaking as someone who searched through the frikkin' huge list of severed feet and dead yak hair, he is in the missing list.

I hate you all, I always get peaceful and boring forts. Aside from goblin snatchers I get nothing.


 

[Splint]

Yup, Asea, You're dead. I'll stick you on awaiting dorfs.

@Corai: We included two additional hostile races, and I think alot of the casualty list is dead zombie bits that were rekilled a dozen times over.

[Corai]

Yup, Asea, You're dead. I'll stick you on awaiting dorfs.

@Corai: We included two additional hostile races, and I think alot of the casualty list is dead zombie bits that were rekilled a dozen times over.

Yeah, but I have TEN more hostile races. One is a army of elephants.



And on topic, I have a feeling that the !!FUN!! !!CIRCUS!! is coming to town soon, maybe the kiddies may wanna get there cotton-candy and go visit it early.


Translated-I have a feeling that someone in the next few turns will get bored and breach HFS.

[Mr Frog]

If that happens, then we'll have to use our secret weapon. The denizens of the darkest depths will learn firsthand what true suffering and anguish is. Their pleas for a merciful death will not be granted.

We'll lure them into the Hospital.

[Sus]

If that happens, then we'll have to use our secret weapon. The denizens of the darkest depths will learn firsthand what true suffering and anguish is. Their pleas for a merciful death will not be granted.

We'll lure them into the Hospital.

Oh dear Gods no! D:
The straits may be dire, but at least we're still civilized (given a broad enought definition of "civilized"). Unleashing the raw chaos and terror that is the "Hospital" of Spearbreakers upon any intelligent being would be the height of atrocity, even by dwarven (merfolk-farming, whale-shooting-barrel-building) standards. Surely even Armok himself would frown upon such an act.

Seriously, I think we may have a Dwarven version of Kindom Hospital here.   

[Splint]

So a few dwarves have died of neglect.... That's not a bad sign right? right?

[Loud Whispers]

I see hospital and chaos in one sentence, this is good.

[Reudh]

I BEG OF YOU, LET REUDH HAVE A TURN, HE DONE KILLED MY CAT!


-Scrawled on a wall somewhere. It's not known who Reudh is, but he must've done something awful to warrant someone Cursing Him To Spearbreakers.

Yeah, I'd love a turn. This sounds epic.