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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Splint]

Oh yeah, the drug problem is also something we can all agree on. But given the circumstances, it's understandable...

I would imagine he takes some things that really shouldn't be mixed with booze, but he probably doesn't care at this point.

[Corai]

@Aseaheru:

O__o

I suggest benzodiazepenes. It should help with the mania.

@Corai:

I intentionally left open the question of whether dorf!Mr Frog works for Parasol. I was a bit sketchy about bringing Parasol back officially.

Well im just not trying to to interfere with anything. But parasol did have time-travel, time-swaps, and the spawn were there "enforcers" as you could say.


...I think the Detective may be the CEO of parasol!


......Shall I make a theory for the thread?

[Aseaheru]

im still quasi-dementional, because we all are in the 3ed, the 4th and the 5th dementions. also the Hippocratic detention. and the Pachyderm one.

[Aseaheru]

who else knows what a Pachyderm is? me! feck off steve! wrong game!

[Splint]

I believe the term you want is Dimension. And we all know what elephants are yes.

[Mr Frog]

@Splint:

I imagine dorf!Mr Frog is basically a walking chemical waste dump at this point. I feel very sorry for any unsuspecting critters who try to jump him. His blood probably does ten kinds of funky shit if it gets on you, plus it'll give you cancer.

@Corai:

I left it an open question specifically so you can decide for yourself :p If you have a theory, feel free to post it. I reserve the right to mock it if it's completely ridiculous, though :p

[Aseaheru]

i hoped no one spotted that. or knew what Pachyderm's are. oh well. hey Mr Frog, may my guy was brought to this time by you! wont that be fun! someone who hates you AND knows who you are.

[Splint]

Look for mentions of a "Joseph."

We've got that base possibly covered. Or dorf!Talvi stole some kind of future dorf ipad. Or is batshit crazy. or all of the above.

[Corai]

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@Splint:

I imagine dorf!Mr Frog is basically a walking chemical waste dump at this point. I feel very sorry for any unsuspecting critters who try to jump him. His blood probably does ten kinds of funky shit if it gets on you, plus it'll give you cancer.

@Corai:

I left it an open question specifically so you can decide for yourself :p If you have a theory, feel free to post it. I reserve the right to mock it if it's completely ridiculous, though :p

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The Detective sat in her jail once more, slain by Titheth the god of treachery, the swine turned on her and slew her, and there 333 legions of Greater Spawn turned on her, she hit the floor in frustration when she remembered something, Parasol had no physical form, she created the spawn, she fueled them, she gave them there power, they would get her out once more. She was right, as Parasol's agents took up picks and struck the Obsidian, they dug into the remains of Syreupleaf, they dug for years until they struck slade. The lifeless rock. As they entered, even hell was not spared, demons were nigh-excint, and the few that live limped and yelped. They searched for the detective, and freed her. With there lady with them once more, they decided to try again, this time the spawn-tests will not fail.

"My lady, what shall we do now?"


"Get me a meeting with Armok, I have a idea......"

Yes, it sucks. I made it simply to contribute. Spoiler for those who have not finished the stories yet.

[Terrahex]

I was entertaining the idea that Mr Frog's dorf worked for some future government. Can we please step at least a little bit away from Syrupleaf?

Also, by the way Mr Frog was talking in his last journal it sounded like my theory was spot-on!

One more also, Splint, your journal left out the part where my dorf vomitted all over you.

[Splint]

Not like dorfSplint would have known who the hell he was anyway.

And I personally favor the time travller Mr Frog myself.

[Mr Frog]

I'm kind of worrying that my dorf's become a bit of a Marty Stu... Genius pharmacist/bioengineer, time traveller/planeshifter (I prefer planeshifter; I hate time travel), secret agent, capable of ingesting chemicals in amounts and combinations that would at best leave an ordinary person convulsing on the floor, and he may possibly literally bleed drugs depending on how serious I was with that last comment above ^^^^^^. And he may or may not be directly affiliated with a certain corporation which pretty much defined realityhax back in Syrupleaf. Overpowered much?

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@Terrahex:

Well, it's still possible that upmanage/"Joseph" tricked dorf!Mr Frog and that the creatures he released weren't actually the HS-2 he developed.

[Splint]

I would say tolerance is a powerful thing. Also comes of as a twitchy nervous wreck at times, extremly hostile, and possibly unwittingly exiled and used as a pawn. He's probably quite killable too. And probably not a great fighter due to being a researcher more than anything.

[Mr Frog]

probably quite killable

Apologies. When I said "genius", I meant "!!GENIUS!!". As in I've already foreshadowed dorf!Mr Frog having a very simple countermeasure against friggin' dying

[Splint]

And even that probably won't work given this loony bin of ours seems to enjoy defying all reason as it is.