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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

55 (71.4%)

We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

17 (22.1%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

5 (6.5%)

Total Members Voted: 77

[Paintbrushturkey]

yeah, sign me up splint ;-)

[Lolfail0009]

Everything seems to be under control. Damn.

[Splint]

I could pretty much begin the invasion any time now really. I'm just working on ammo production and waiting on Fischer to fucking wake up. May install a new gate so we can button up during the invasion and not worry about external aggressors.

[Lolfail0009]

Taking bets, who's getting the most kills in the invasion?
All odds are in First Squad First Division's favour!

[Splint]

It will certainly be 1st squad leading the charge once the initial onrush is defeated. Otherwise first kill goes to whomever manages a bodyshot on one of them in the civil defense corps.

[Lennoxite]

May the murderizing commence soon. I hope we are be able to take 'em all down with as few casualties as possible.

[Splint]

Well... Do animals count as casualties?

[Aseaheru]

They count as dead things.

[Talvieno]

Well... Do animals count as casualties?

Only if they're giant emus.

Well... Actually, scratch that. Then they count as leather.

[Splint]

Good thing I started a breeding program then. Fun Fact: in a different fort in the same word, Giant Emu have shown to be excellent at killing kobolds and Dauros is capable of running down fleeing spawn scouts and kobold thieves.

Dauros: Master of Offense
Fischer: Master of Defense (Because got the crap beat out of her head with no ill effects.)

Also: Draignean seems to be suffering from the same thing as Fischer, being listed as drowsy despite sleeping. Any thoughts on this?

[tahujdt]

Well... Do animals count as casualties?

Only if they're giant emus.

Well... Actually, scratch that. Then they count as leather.

This for the quotes page. Stop being so quoteable, people!

Splint's new prefstring - "likes giant emus for their modded clutchsize"

[Splint]

I wonder how a teeming horde of ducks would do against charcoal demons.

[Aseaheru]

Well... Do animals count as casualties?

Only if they're giant emus.

Well... Actually, scratch that. Then they count as leather.

QUOTES PAGE?

[Lolfail0009]

Well... Do animals count as casualties?

Only if they're giant emus.

Well... Actually, scratch that. Then they count as leather.

Yeah, quotes page. Even the original line is very quote-worthy.

[Jack Magnus]

At the rate we're going, our quotes section will end up longer than other fortresses' entire topics >.>

And now all I can think of is a group of pitch black charcoal demons being swarmed by a horde of angry ducks. Kinda like the cuccoo swarms of old, for those Zelda fans out there.

Not much else to say, so... *returns to lurking*