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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

55 (71.4%)

We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

17 (22.1%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

5 (6.5%)

Total Members Voted: 77

[Corai]

Mommy... Help me... Please let me die already...

[Lolfail0009]

Don't say that while he's listening!

[Corai]

*Looks at Master* MOMMY! MOMMY! HELP! HELP ME MOMMY! MAKE THE BAD MAN GO AWAY! HEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPP!

[Draconik_Sankis]

*Frost's Report to Draconik Sankis*

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*Level of Sercurity for Laboratory 1*
*Status Magnetic Blast Door ... Sealed*
*Status Electricied Flooring ... Live with 2.4 KVA*

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*Status of Sercurity for Laboratory 2*
*Magnetic Blast Doors 1 - 5 .... Sealed*
*Status Anti Master Protection Chamber 1 ... Chorline Gas set and Pressurized at 15 PSI ... Chamber air is Currently O2N2: 0% CG:100%*
*Status Anti Master Protection Chamber 2 ... Chamber floor is Open to Magma Sea and floor is receded*
*Status Anti Master Protection Chamber 3 ... Teleporter is currently primed and set  to coordinates:  Gxy: MW, Sect: Sol, Sys: Sol: Planet Sol 3... Destination Coordinates: Rus.Si-Des*
*Status Anti Master Protection Chamber 4 ... Chamber is currently at 100% capacity for magma... Temperture is at acceptable levels*
*Status Electrified Flooring ... Live with 5.7 GVA*
*Status Primary Laboratory 2 Door ... Magnetic Seal: Operational and locked ... Currently Electrified with 60 GVA ... Blast door layer 1 and 2 currently Deployed and magnetically sealed *

Security Conclusion:

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*Analyzing Current security level vs Master's Threat level ... ... ... ... Security level for Lab 2 is deemed acceptable however reconmendations for additional security is very, very High.*

[Aseaheru]

yes, my spelling is horrible. but so is the Master.

[FritzPL]

Looking at this, I wonder how the bloody fuck is it still up and running killing innocent children to make capybara bone armor stands.

[Splint]

Determination on our part to see our stories spawn from it through before the fort dies.

[Lolfail0009]

We're not gonna let a little thing like The Master stop us!

[tomio175]

We're not gonna let a little thing like The Master stop us!

Even I survived a year. Master, stop fucking up![/joke]

[Terrahex]

Turn 5 is up. can't read right now

[The Master]

Guess what everybody? I get to start over again! Somehow, the save keeps corrupting! Isn't that lovely?! ISN'T IT! I do have something though, I have a few more insane entries that I left out to use for filler, so I guess i'll show them to you guys now.

EDIT: Okay, I guess that's gone too.

The Master has gone Berserk!

[Aseaheru]

fill up the disk? too much CARNAGE?

[Splint]

You can revert to the save before Tomio's if needed, since that one seemed to work fine. It'd be a shame but hey, whatever works. Just repeat your actions so you don't need to write new entires.

[Aseaheru]

but...... nevermind.

[Reudh]

Guess what everybody? I get to start over again! Somehow, the save keeps corrupting! Isn't that lovely?! ISN'T IT! I do have something though, I have a few more insane entries that I left out to use for filler, so I guess i'll show them to you guys now.

EDIT: Okay, I guess that's gone too.

The Master has gone Berserk!

Didn't you or Mego have this problem in Hellcannon? :X