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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Terrahex]

Oh man you guys have been busy. I can't wait to start writing again

[soulslicerjames]

Reudh, do you not realize what you've done?  here are your mistakes:

1. I owed money to what is effectively the dwarven mafia (referred to from here onwards as the DM).  Even the brains of the trio you met would have been no more than a low to mid level enforcer (albeit one with a very valuable weapon).  Do expect more to show up.
2. You killed them.  Therefore the DM has to do things like hold funerals, support the families they left behind, etc.  And who's debt do you think they'll tack the cost for such things onto?  That's right, yours.

All in all, you have only managed to delay the problem while digging yourself deeper.  Good luck.

(Honestly, did you really expect to get out of my final "screw you" so easily?)

[Reudh]

Oh, I realised that. Two of the three will die, the last has merely severed tendons.

[Terrahex]

shameless bump and....

only 150 pages to go....

[Lolfail0009]

Onward, Terrahex, to page 417!

[Terrahex]

I'm just starting Splint's second reign.

(and I was talking about the text doc. there's no way I'm going to read all the aimless conversation you guys have had. XD.)

(Also, Mr Frog, really? MLP? )

[Reudh]

Ohh, I think that means you'll miss most of my reign.

[Splint]

Hey, what's done is done. I personally find it a hilarious addition given the mess of other references and such we have sprinkled throughout.

[Terrahex]

if it's not too much trouble, could I get a status check on my dwarf. splint referenced my empty quiver and I would like to know what that's about.

[Splint]

You burning through your ammo probably. You and Mr Frog tended to stand your ground despite not being activated and letting loose with the crossbows.

[Terrahex]

civilian crossbows correct?

[Splint]

Yup. Everyone else tended to shoot and scoot.

[Terrahex]

how characteristically appropriate. where dwarves are concerned dorfhex tends to be clumsy and physically sick, but other races are a different matter altogether.

100 pages. at this rate only a few more days...

[Reudh]

I'm pretty sure you joined in during the second Spawn siege of my reign, Terra.

[Reudh]

Here's Entry Two of Reudh's quest.

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Entry Two

I arrive at Upirusna, a small hamlet. On my own, no less. I have met no creatures... and no one wants to accompany me either. First of all, I am told to slay a leopard. I go to its cave alone, prepared to stab it with my pike, but it's dead already. I see no reason to not take the credit. Heading back to Upirusna, I tell people of my victory, and my story and they title me "Lord Reudh Searchbeloved the Creep of Creeping." Not a bad name, not a good name.

I call out to the humans of Upirusna, and ask for some people to accompany on my quest to find Vanya. Two take up my offer, an axeman with a manic glee in his eyes called Tedaz Pimishas, and a farmer leaves his nagging wife and picks up a knife to come with me, his name being Strohe Adreushcen. Similar to my own name, that one.

Strohe, Tedaz and I leave the city from the north. Less than a day later, we arrive in Aciknithros, and find another willing friend, a swordsman called Aspka Nathobmuk. She joins us on the proviso that we help her defeat a bandit called Sana Plantjokes.

I don't know where Vanya is, but there Aspka and Tedaz whisper to each other about Spearbreakers, the place 'Holding back the fell tide'. It warms my heart. They didn't even know I was the leader, for a time. Aspka's quite pretty, for a human. I can say that without betraying Vanya because I know I'd never date outside my species. Truly, Vanya is the epitome of dwarven beauty.


We arrive at Sana's camp, ready to fight whoever he or she is. A huge, angry looking man carrying an iron whip moves towards us at the speed of light, while the humans stay back. Strohe takes one look at him, rolls past the whip and lightly taps him on the head with his carving knife. The head of the barbarian is severed in two and the barbarian dies instantly. I don't even get a chance to strike.

We defeat the rest of them, with no injuries, Strohe taking the majority of the kills. Like I said, I don't even get a chance to strike before my friends defeat the foes. I think i kicked Sana in the foot or something, but that was it.

We set our camp up for the night and sleep. I miss Spearbreakers.