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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

55 (71.4%)

We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

17 (22.1%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Reudh]

What are the translations for these two? And also, does Jack II have Chancefin?

[Splint]

He fell in a pond and drowned because the battle AI prioritizes killing the enemy over avoiding drowning so Draconik needs to kick start the  brainless fool's nervous system and flush the excess water out.. (I was in skype with Tomio when it happened.)

[Lolfail0009]

So, is Jack now Jack II but still Jack?

[Splint]

Jack is going to be our resident cyborg zombie thing. Because Draconik managed to fix him. So any Jacks we see can be seen as the same Jack, he's just.... Accident prone.

[Lolfail0009]

So.

There is one Jack, and all Jacks are that Jack.

[Splint]

Yes. Just as some mugs may really be the same mug in some sort of quantum loop-dump-thing.

[zacen299]

Wait what about the mugs?

[Reudh]

Makes me think of that Futurama episode with the time paradox bodies. All the new bodies Jack gets are time paradoxes, and are doomed to die when the paradox correction kicks in.

Poor Jack, my friend...

[zacen299]

Jack?

[Splint]

Jack Magnus has basically died twice in a row now. We're treating each death as minor hiccupts simply because he's become more ingrained as a social character compared to say, Fischer who's our one and only chuck Norris style asocial death machine.

[Reudh]

As distinct from the Battlefailed idea of 'Reincarnation because we can.'

[Draconik_Sankis]

Frost Activate Memo pad for me please, Draconik Said to the microphone attached to his PEA as he attempted to haul Jack out of the pond later that night, Memo number One is to Make Jack Water Resistant to a depth of no less than over his head, Memo number two is to add a Personal Floatation Deviceee Draconik said as he slipped on a slick stone and fell back into the pond, AND Memo Three he said now soaking wet, Is to teach this age how to build a proper CRANE, as he tried and successfully managed to haul Jack out of the pond thrity minutes later and into an awaiting handcart.  Picking up his Waterproof cased PEA he double checked the wording before saying and Memo Four is to add a Self-preservation Module to the Steel reinforcement i'm going to be adding tonight.

*Ahh  the Things I do for !!Science!!*

[Jack Magnus]

... Wait. I died again?

I knew this would happen. I knew it. And I drowned, at that. Perhaps dorf(cyborg)!Jack took Draconik's advice that I need water to keep running a little too literally... or maybe he just slipped and fell in when he tried to take a drink of water. Either way.

I wonder how I'll die next. Assuming Draconik's upgrades function, it probably won't be water again. Hopefully.

[Splint]

You wouldn't have died if you'd tried to get out of the pond instead of attacking the enemy. But alas, that was an AI hiccup, so we'll say the bear that came after you managed to pin you under long enough to drown you.

This is gonna sound wierd, but is anyone else glad to see the barbarians finally make a concentrated assault?

[Aseaheru]

yes.

if i go poof, thank grace. Hurricane Grace. 200 miles from the ocean, you might think that there will be no hurricanes, but NOOOO.