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Wait for Next Version, Use current (.40.24,) or use older release (.34.11?)

Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!
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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.
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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.
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Author Topic: [34.11] Spearbreakers - It shudders and begins to move  (Read 2254601 times)

soulslicerjames

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6090 on: October 24, 2012, 05:27:23 pm »
Quote from: Splint on October 24, 2012, 02:46:27 pm
That was what it turned into, but I mean.... Why send expierienced ones like our first king?

King-turned-necro: "You guys are pathetic.  Let me show you how a real necromancer gets things done around here.  Then you can bow down before my awesomeness."

Given how much necros write about themselves, I wonder what goes through their minds when they realize that the world does not, in fact, revolve around them (besides Fischer's spear, obviously).
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6091 on: October 24, 2012, 05:35:38 pm »
It's surprising, really. The average size of a necromancer's ego should create a large enough mass for the Earth's orbit to wrap around it.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6092 on: October 24, 2012, 06:06:44 pm »
Small problem with that, you're dealing with Spearbreakers necromancers they are special in that their ego is enough to create a gravity well that pulls the entire universe slowly towards them.
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Quote from: Wwolin on May 06, 2012, 11:17:42 am
I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6093 on: October 24, 2012, 06:10:51 pm »
Technically, the average weight of EACH necromancer's ego would pull the universe simultaneously in multiple directions until such time that the universe is torn into many pieces and only necromancers can bring it back.






ITS THE CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6094 on: October 24, 2012, 06:20:05 pm »
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on October 24, 2012, 06:10:51 pm
Technically, the average weight of EACH necromancer's ego would pull the universe simultaneously in multiple directions until such time that the universe is torn into many pieces and only necromancers can bring it back.






ITS THE CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

Nope because only Spearbreakers necros have THAT much ego therefore it's all getting pulled to Spearbreakers (really you'd need that big of an ego to even BEGIN to think Spearbreakers is the place you want to attack) and that my friend is the CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE! (you asked for that)
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Quote from: Wwolin on May 06, 2012, 11:17:42 am
I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6095 on: October 24, 2012, 06:52:23 pm »
Touche.

My answer is mug.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6096 on: October 24, 2012, 07:05:05 pm »
i think the king was the first or second necro...
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6097 on: October 24, 2012, 07:09:30 pm »
An ego of regal proportions!

(Audience:  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)  >:( ::) :'( ::) ::))
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6098 on: October 24, 2012, 07:13:52 pm »
its more like

 :o ::) :'( :-\ :'( :'( >:( :( :o ??? ::) ??? ???
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6099 on: October 24, 2012, 07:28:57 pm »
And then I get shot by one hater dressed as a kea.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6100 on: October 24, 2012, 07:37:10 pm »
whaaaaa?
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6101 on: October 24, 2012, 07:38:36 pm »
Don't ask.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6102 on: October 24, 2012, 07:40:21 pm »
Ah keas. Is there no way you cease to annoy us? I still hope a kea monster shows up, at which point I deman Lefton fight it solo, all the while screaming at it about his stolen weapon.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6103 on: October 24, 2012, 07:42:18 pm »
The most badass part about LFTON and Darklight?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6104 on: October 24, 2012, 08:52:00 pm »
The most badass part about Reudh?

Uh...

uhh...
Uhh...

Screw it, there isn't any.
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