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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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[Splint]

My imediate reaction to reading that?

"Keas fucking suck."

Excellant work. Let's hope Tomio can figure out uniforms and such and get you a proper sword and some hardy recruits.

[Lolfail0009]

Thanks.

Right before Angelbane did fall, a kea did steal my ARTIFACT ADAMANTINE SWORD.
I have since vowed to murder every kea I spot, with more prejudice than The Master's !!CARNAGE!!

[Splint]

I now hope some kind of mutated kea FB or titan attacks, prompting Lefton (I'm spelling it like that because I assume that's the pronounciation) to fly into a rage the likes of which the gods have never seen and charge it despite everyone telling him to stand his ground.

[Lolfail0009]

I can't wait to write that up 

[Reudh]

Tomio, any update on Fischer's mystery illness?

In future, send Squad 3 Second Company to deal with FBs that can get through our defenses that also have dust/blood/etc. They should have improved since I finished since I set up a archery range and the spawn containment field.

I can give you pointers on how to operate the uniform screen if you like.

[tomio175]

You have no idea how much I'd appreciate that. Oh, and no news, since I couldn't play yesterday (We had a school ball thing, like a prom, I guess?).


Overseers' Log, Overseer: Tomio. Date: 2nd of Felsite.
So, I was walking around the fortress, when suddenly someone came at me and said: "Look at my new shoe, mister Overseer!" In his hand, he held one of the most well made shoes I had ever seen. I asked him: "Why didn't you make a pair of shoes? I mean, so you have something to go with it. Because only wearing that shoe and another, less perfect shoe, would look quite weird..."
He told me he didn't think of that, and that he'd work on another shoe.



Overseers' Log, Overseer: Tomio. Date: 12th of Felsite.

Finally, a caravan has arrived. Let's welco- Fuck, it's the elves. Well, at the very least they won't make short jokes because of Fischer and Draignean. Let's trade our stuff for theirs, I guess...

And, with the caravan, a siege arrived. Mostly goblins and trolls, and with Fischer in her bed, resting...


Well, everything turned out quite OK. Since the lever to pull up the bridge wasn't pulled fast enough, the goblins were fighting part of 1st squad. Now, I sent in the rest of 1st company to help, and everything turned out quite OK. Except maybe Skewer, who's been wounded pretty badly by a troll and a goblin swordmaster. Ouch.

[Aseaheru]

so... whats the shoe look like?

[TheKaspa]

so... whats the shoe look like?

I'm quite sure it menaces with spikes...

[Aseaheru]

image wise. i hope that the little shit did not use any metal or gems on it.

[Splint]

Fever. GET HIM IN CONTAINMENT OR LET SKEWER DIE.

[Aseaheru]

fever=containment chamber

[Paintbrushturkey]

unconscious +  containment may not work so well... maybe assign an axemaster a station next to his bed, just in case...

[Splint]

One? Forget that. Three armed dwarves. Because with the luck we've been having it'll spread like a pox or something if only one faces him. Because he's a 1st Squad, so he's been more viciously drilled and danger roomed than the rest of the military. Two axelords and pikemaster should suffice though.

[Aseaheru]

better have a squad or two nearby as backup.

[tomio175]

Fun fact: He might just die. He's outside of the fort, can't stand, has infected limbs...
This is just going to hurt him a lot more than it's going to hurt me.