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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Talvieno]

I don't think he would have wanted an overseer being a test subject during thier term of service on the long term effects of cave moss and bloodthorn powder, since I think even he has a sense of self preservation that that would have worked against  (I don't think anyone wants to join Ashsaber or Softa in the holding cells )

Hmm... Somehow I didn't think about this - but not for your reasoning. Slipping a mickey to the current overseer is kind of like begging for chaos.    Either way, good points...

Also, lol at the issues with drawing the sexy spawn. Want to draw a manamaid in lingerie?

[Splint]

Mother of christ no. not only do I not have even an accurate idea of what they look like, I DONT WANT AN ACCURATE IDEA OF WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE!!! D:

[Jack Magnus]

Actually Talvi, a spawn in lingerie is what came to mind reading the phrase "sexy spawn".

Then my brain kinda crashed because it couldn't support viewing such a thing.

[Hanslanda]

Actually Talvi, a spawn in lingerie is what came to mind reading the phrase "sexy spawn".

Then my brain kinda crashed because it couldn't support viewing such a thing.

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[Talvieno]

Actually Talvi, a spawn in lingerie is what came to mind reading the phrase "sexy spawn".

Then my brain kinda crashed because it couldn't support viewing such a thing.

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This sentence is false.
New mission: refuse this mission.
Does a set of every set contain itself?
This is a sexy Holistic Spawn.

[bukitodinos]

This sentence is false.
New mission: refuse this mission.
Does a set of every set contain itself?
This is a sexy Holistic Spawn.

This.

[Xahnel]

Acheivement get: Organic BSOD

@Talvi: of course she wouldn't be allowed to do those things, doesn't mean i can't inject a little comedy while she explains the twirling wedgie to reudh and splint.
I would like to point out that Mr Frog, by this time, did do one of these two things: spike the booze supply in general for science, or spike reudh's booze cause Mr Frog doesn't like him. And since you and Splint think him doing the later would be suicide, then he obviously did the former.
That or someone is stealing his chemicals.
Finally, there's nothing Rose wouldn't try to do. May i remind you this is the girl who slapped the former overseer until she got a job? Doesn't matter in her mind or mine whether other people think she's nuts or stupid. She wouldn't care if the others in the fort hate Reudh, because now that she knows why he was nuts, she's happy to give him a second chance to lead without complaint, and she will defend him until he screws up again. It's how she would see her job as a bodyguard. Once his term is up, the other dwarves can do as they see fit, but until then, they'll have to beat her up first.

EDIT: One more thing: sexy spawn: a spawn wearing a bikini (if female) or banana hammack (if male) bathing suit, doing a model pose. Give it something that identifies it as reudh, and voila: Reudh The Sexy Spawn.

[Reudh]

If given the sexy spawn is the hypothetical spawn of Reudh, then it should be wearing a mankini. In a 'paint me like one of your french girls' pose.

Oh, I'm evil.

And Xahnel, I'm all for Rose backing Reudh up, but given his political standing she risks alienating herself from most of the fortress.

[Aseaheru]

please excuse me for a moment.....

AseaHeru has gone totally batshit insane and is reduced to a jibbering hulk!that might be a improvement...

[Splint]

please excuse me for a moment.....

AseaHeru has gone totally batshit insane and is reduced to a jibbering hulk!that might be a improvement...

Clearly he was able to imagine what a sexy spawn would look like, and his mind crumbled after years of it being slowly eroded away by other things.

My feet hurt, I'm tired and sore and got a branch dropped on my head. And yet this thread can make me laugh.

Yes.

[Xahnel]

She wouldn't care. She really wouldn't. Politics would only give her a headache.

[Splint]

Unfortunatly, she si a soldier, and it's politics that really run a soldier's life.

[Xahnel]

I know that, i'm just saying. A bodyguard's first loyalty has to be the Principal, otherwise you got yourself a really crappy bodyguard.

[Splint]

I just thought of the titans/FBs of the Spearbreakers universe's origin.

While beasts composed of fire or water or other such materials, like Kob and Ugeth are the result of magic, the biological ones are the result of Parasol or Ballpoint's fiddling with all manner of things with critters, and then dumping them because they messed something up (missing skin, not fangs and forgot to engineer or graft wings = dumped in backwater timestream #456787.)

Any that Mr Frog knows of were probably his/his department's fault, while ones that are new to him are either magical in origin or Parasol's fault.

I don't know why that popped into my head.

[aussieevil]

Regarding Reudh and his "sexy Spawn" comment: This guy are sick.