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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

55 (71.4%)

We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

17 (22.1%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

5 (6.5%)

Total Members Voted: 77

[Hanslanda]

Like a boss.

[Corai]

Like a Fischer.

Fyfy.

[Hanslanda]

Wow, how did I mispell her name so horribly?

Oh god, what will happen to us if Fischer ever dies?! What if she dies of *Gasp* OLD AGE?!?

[Megaman3321]

Wow, how did I mispell her name so horribly?

Oh god, what will happen to us if Fischer ever dies?! What if she dies of *Gasp* OLD AGE?!?

Nah, I think that that's about as likely as her failing to conquer Hell single-handedly. Literally.

[Hanslanda]

Fischer: She knows the secrets of life and death... Biblically.

[Splint]

Fischer knows a few facts of life:

Complacancy kills.
Sharp metal stick + enemy's face = dead enemy.
Heavy armor can make people confuse your gender.
To hell with relationships, I have Spawn to kill.

[Hanslanda]

And last, but not least, skill with a pike directly translates to running speed.

[Xahnel]

Good thing Superdorf has been able to hide out from Urist McLuthor, otherwise, she'd spend all her time fending off glowing green space rocks.

[Hanslanda]

Fischer's only weakness is that she has no weakness. I'm... Not sure how that works, admittedly.

[Splint]

Her only weakness is bordom. if she were to become bored, she'd go insane and kill us all. Thankfully so long as she can train or kill things that aren't us, she remains unbored.

[Lord Inquisitor]

Have read the entire of this insane and at times very confusing thread.  Be interesting to see how long will this last or will it be forgotten about by main people as seems to happen to all the interesting threads. Also notify don't see to work.

[Splint]

As it stands, it's less forgotten about and usually the good thread owners go compeltely MIA. Except Mr Frog, he's on hiatus to rebuild his possibly damaged ego.

[Megaman3321]

Yeah, given that this thing has 82 pages worth of posts in 50 ppp format, I don't think this is gonna be abandoned anytime soon

Incidentally, I was thinking about doing a small narrative about my dorf considering that he's the captain of the guard and all. Any thoughts? Also, can I be the hammerer? Pretty please  ?

[Splint]

Weaver is the hammerer sorry to say.l And go for it! While our overseer logs are lacking we make up for it with all the side stuff.

[Megaman3321]

Weaver is the hammerer sorry to say.

Well, I guess I'll just have to wait for him to have an "unfortunate accident."

And go for it! While our overseer logs are lacking we make up for it with all the side stuff.

Alright, I'll get started on it soon then. Fortunately I saved myself a copy of the fortress to play around with, so I have some personalities to write around.