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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

55 (71.4%)

We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

17 (22.1%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Hanslanda]

PBT, you're awesome. Did you get a leet teh roxorz name for killing a spawn?

[Paintbrushturkey]

done

@ Frog: LOL
@ Hanslada: ehm just checked and no.... I got "Paintbrushturkey; Graveltired the Incontinence of District". Guess somebody saw me taking a piss after ....sigh...
@ Splint: Sus II is still alive ns why you have listed him as dead.....

[Mr Frog]

Spoiler: Journal of Mr Frog (click to show/hide)

Entry #3501

This is unfortunate... the prototype escaped. No matter; as it seemingly managed to escape into the caverns through one of my concealed emergency escape hatches (unsure about the significance of this -- is it more intelligent than I thought?), I've passed it off as a Forgotten Beast. All the data's on file, so I should be able to create another without much trouble.

Perhaps the next one will have skin.

[Splint]

I am terrified by whatever that is Mr Frog.

[Paintbrushturkey]

HAHAHA, just brilliant :-)

[Mr Frog]

In my book, a giant skinless frog roaming the underground = STORY OPPORTUNITY

[Splint]

I skimmed after the part about a necromancer being alive.

First order of busines. FUCKING KILL HIM.

[Paintbrushturkey]

killed 2 .... gotta find the fukkers first 

[Mr Frog]

Also:

now [the Spawn] are running for their lives

SPEARBREAKERS.


Can we get numbers on the Spawn ambush? Because

They were killed without a single injury on our side.

Indicates something has gone either horribly wrong or right, and I have a sneaking suspicion it's the first.

[Splint]

I am considering two units making sweeping movments. Statsitically speaking they'll find him by virtue of too many eyes looking for him to hide, or one will drive him into the other unit.

And the simulation system tends to yield unstaopable badasses....

[Mr Frog]

*Points to necrotrap design a whole bunch of pages back*

[Splint]

Too many corpses outside for for that now. MANDATE: DISPOSAL OF REMAINS.

[Mr Frog]

There weren't too many corpses when I first posted the design?

E: What's the problem with a lot of corpses again?

[Splint]

I mean there's too much ressurection material outside.

[Mr Frog]

Ah, yes, that would be a problem... they won't go after the bait.

Clean up surface, attempt to root out as many necros as possible with military, then use necrotrap to catch any stragglers?

Can't sleep, too busy worrying if I made the Spawn underpowered ;_;