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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

55 (71.4%)

We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

17 (22.1%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

5 (6.5%)

Total Members Voted: 77

[Hanslanda]

I'm just gonna leave this here, sans further comment on the demon trapping...

Changed my mind, I didn't like that one.

[Mr Frog]

Oh damn, is the mystery "dwarf" Joseph? No matter how much candy the creepy stranger offers you, Urist, DON'T GET IN THE VAN! :V

EDIT: Poop.

[stormtemplar]

It seems I have my orders. By a vote of over 2 to 1 in favor, I will begin preperation for Operation Deamons v Spawn v Dwarfs.

[Mr Frog]

My money's on the Spawn.

[Reudh]

Demons IIRC are roughly equivalent in strength to FB/Titans. I suppose if a spawn can beat a FB 1v1 then it can beat the average demon.

[Mr Frog]

I'm mostly basing it on the fact that the Spawn are poisonproof, lol heartily at immolation, and are generally not as squishy as dwarves. Demons still have a huge size advantage, but Spawn get massive attack bonuses (though they may not be able to deal any real damage due to lack of large weapons). It's kind of a toss-up, really. In any case, one will soften up the other in the end.

[Paintbrushturkey]

oh crap stormtemplar does the prep and shit will go down on my watch... is there no justice?

[Mr Frog]

No pressure, turkey. Just remember: If anything goes wrong, it's all your fault

[Paintbrushturkey]

Indeed, i shall be hunted down and cruelly prodded , provided the demons/ spawn don't get me first bwhahaha

[Splint]

Welp, now I hope the demons are made of charcoal or slush or something so we at least have  half a chance.

[Paintbrushturkey]

well, from what i gather fire demons got severely nefed in the update as dwarves now actually dodge flamming squares.....

oh right we aren't playign 34.11 DOH

[Splint]

Maybe thier metal shoes will negate them being burnt to death.

[stormtemplar]

Actually I probably won't finish my prep so you may not have to fo it at all.

[Hanslanda]

Oh damn, is the mystery "dwarf" Joseph? No matter how much candy the creepy stranger offers you, Urist, DON'T GET IN THE VAN! :V

EDIT: Poop.

Sorry, I wasn't feeling that one. I want to keep the mystery dwarf in, possibly as Joseph or one of his compatriots. Or even someone else from Mr Frog's company, but that update was too rambling and pointless. It didn't add much to the story. I'll be retrying it here in a little while, hopefully its a better update this time.

[Splint]

Well Hans, There's a story I have I'd like an opinion on. let me dig it up and send it.