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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

55 (71.4%)

We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

17 (22.1%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Splint]

In a word, the architecture will probably look... Fuck it. the place is a complete clusterfuck.

[Hanslanda]

Hehe, Talvieno's cavy room, your dorfiti describing what each room does, two or more entrances. I've heard the gist of it, but if I could work the save thingy I bet I'd be amazed.

[The Master]

I'd like to be redorfed by the way.

[Splint]

I think we already redorf'd you. Not sure.

[Mitchewawa]

Yeah, you're alive. Novice axedwarf I think. You're one of about 30.

...yeah, I kinda went and dictator'd the SHIT out of Spearbreakers. No one hasn't noticed yet.

[Splint]

That's because no-one died in the hospital under your leadership.

[Hanslanda]

Dwarf one: He's been oppressing all our rights and forcing us to obey his will.
Dwarf two: Aye, but when I went to the hospital for a broken arm awhile back, and instead of removin' me lungs, they set the arm and casted it.
Dwarf one: Screw rights, he gets my vote.

[Aseaheru]

"we dont have any gold beds here!"
"we do have healthcare"
"i love this rock bed!"

[Hanslanda]

Are you tired of my rule?
Have you grown disgruntled with my use of military might to keep the unwashed masses in line?
Then consider this:
Before my iron-fisted rule, our hospital had a 300% casualty rate. It killed people that weren't even being treated. So next time you complain about my ruthless tyranny, just remember...
I could bring the old doctors back.
Paid for by Mitch McDictator

[Aseaheru]

now i want them to come back.

[Hanslanda]

Lol, its like the desert in Dune. It keeps our dwarves strong to know that their own doctors will gladly butcher them like a pig if they so much as get touched in a fight.

[Aseaheru]

wait, what? i dont rember that...

[Hanslanda]

No, in Dune, the desert made the Fremen into the supersoldiers they were after killing many of them. I was equating the desert to Spearbreaker's doctors. It was a slightly poor analogy though, killing spawn made our dwarves badass. The doctors just weeded out the unlucky.

[Aseaheru]

and the useful.
and the desert, the spice and the retard spice peeps made the freemen awesome.

[Splint]

Still. Hans has a point. Instead of "With your shield or dead upon it" It's "Uninjured or not at all." I think you can understand the difference in those statments.