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Author Topic: DWARF FORTRESS HAS SPONGEBOB  (Read 2482 times)

kingfisher1112

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DWARF FORTRESS HAS SPONGEBOB
« on: February 25, 2012, 04:00:38 am »
SPONGE MAN. KILLED THREE OF MY DWARVES. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
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I honestly thought this was going to be about veterinarians.
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Giygas

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Re: DWARF FORTRESS HAS SPONGEBOB
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2012, 04:27:46 am »
now we have proof: spongemen and giant sponges are the new carp.
i warned you about spongemen bro!!!! i told you dog!
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Re: DWARF FORTRESS HAS SPONGEBOB
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2012, 08:28:39 am »
You're doing it wrong >:D

Point that spongeman in the direction of christmas.
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Re: DWARF FORTRESS HAS SPONGEBOB
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2012, 03:03:57 pm »
Someday I need to do enough modding to figure out how to make giant vampire sponges.

Carp, skeletal elephants, badgers and vampire sponges:  the Four Horsemen of the Dwarfpocalypse!
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Quote from: Uristocrat on January 09, 2011, 03:46:41 pm
You could have berries on the rocks and the dwarves would say it was "berry gneiss."
You should die horribly for this. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Dutchling

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Re: DWARF FORTRESS HAS SPONGEBOB
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2012, 03:57:42 pm »
I have a giant sponge in my river. It has been there for years but I'm sure it will kill my whole fortress id it awakens :|
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Giygas

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Re: DWARF FORTRESS HAS SPONGEBOB
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2012, 05:12:28 pm »
Quote from: Uristocrat on February 25, 2012, 03:03:57 pm
Someday I need to do enough modding to figure out how to make giant vampire sponges.

Carp, skeletal elephants, badgers and vampire sponges:  the Four Horsemen of the Dwarfpocalypse!
you forgot the mighty unicorn and the sturgeon.
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Re: DWARF FORTRESS HAS SPONGEBOB
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2012, 06:06:28 pm »
Quote from: Dutchling on February 25, 2012, 03:57:42 pm
I have a giant sponge in my river. It has been there for years but I'm sure it will kill my whole fortress id it awakens :|

It's like some bizarre combination of Spongebob and Cthulhu.
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