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[filiusenox]

Fili, do you play any other RPs? Perhaps consider bringing folks over so we have more activity

I play You Are King II, but I don't feel like shameless self-promoting. If people want to post they can, I won't make them.

...Actually, you up to be a player in my version and I'll be a player in yours?

Sure..?

[Ehndras]

Fili, do you play any other RPs? Perhaps consider bringing folks over so we have more activity

I play You Are King II, but I don't feel like shameless self-promoting. If they want to post they can, I won't make them.

...Actually, you up to be a player in my version and I'll be a player in yours?

Sure..?

Ah, I used to play YaK before it became so massive that I lost track of posts in a matter of hours. A pretty damn good game, I must say.

[ashton1993]

Yar, I played both YaK I & II but it did get pretty overwhelming, you still an elv?

Anyways I vote we go with what Ehndras suggested and it'd be awesome to have you over on the pixels website 

[Dragor23]

I'm for Ehndras plan, by the way.

[filiusenox]

((Yes, I'm still William the Blood Knight Elv. Except now i'm the Lord of a Nation.

That's three of my viewers, who voted for it!))

"Since I left the force, I've been bored out of my damn mind. I'm tired of seeing punks roaming the streets doing as they please while cops like me and you get fired or killed for doing their job. Hell, I might even be able to get back on the force if I play my card right. In any case, these kids are a bunch of fools-"


"Hey one of you guys, can you help me up? I'm fucking getting soaked here."
"I'm not moving an inch."
"I am so killing you if I get free."

"There's no way the Masen Twins-"

"We aren't twins, corpslut!"

"Are acting alone, and taking them off the streets won't put even the slightest dent in whoever is running the show. Let me get to the bottom of this and all of us will come out on top with our heads held high. I am and always will be an officer, with or without a badge or payroll. Though its more difficult to get supplies, being a civ makes it easier to blend in with the right crowd. If I came up to these punks in uniform I'd have gotten shot or simply scattered them to the seven hells. As a civ, I can pull strings, make connections, and put the pieces together like I never could as a cop. If you can help me, I can be your undercover informant and it'll be just like when we were both on the force, except I'm not held back by the all-seeing corporate eye. Understood? We can live in the trenches getting shot at, treated like garbage by the system, or we can climb our way to the top."

"Goddamn that woman talks alot. Hey Tyler, I forgot about you, can you help your big sis up?"
"Yeah."

 "What would you rather be, a cop on the beat your whole life, or someone with influence and a reputation? You're a smart guy, you know this is an opportunity you can't miss."

"Well...alright then. But i'm sticking my neck out here, so don't screw me over."
"I wont."
"Alright, well I better leave. Here's the key to Miss Masen's cuffs. Don't get killed and do something about that wounded kid."
"Wait, I need to be able to contact you. Whats your phone number?"
He blushes, then tells you, and you put the number into the database on your cell phone, which you totally had all along. He gets back in his MHAG and leaves, throwing up spray from the road.

"Now listen up, I just saved your asses from a long, painful stay in prison, and quite possibly execution. That bullet to the leg is a pinprick compared to what I'll do to you if you even try to open your mouths about what happened today. Lets make a deal. You keep your mouth shut and your eyes open, and I might have some fun work for you. If you snitch, I won't go down but you sure as hell will. I'll make you wish you were never even born into this fucked-up corporate world. Shut your mouths and stay out of sight. Am I making myself clear?"

A chorus of reluctant yes ma'ams.

"Yeah whatever. Can you get these damn handcuffs off? I need to find me some new dry clothes."

The teens are standing around uncertainly and wondering what the hell to do next. Checking the clock on your phone, you notice that it's an hour to curfew.
What now?

[Ehndras]

No use letting the kiddos get fucked over curfew. Though... We have nothing to do, so... Possibly see if they'll let us accompany them to wherever, hopefully whatever place they hang out.

"So, what do you chucklefucks(replace with whatever silly half-insult you prefer) do for fun around here? Since I just saved your asses from getting shot or arrested, I figure we could go for a drink or a game of pool (insert whatever pass-time you prefer). No point standing in a dark alley stinking of fuckin' hobo-piss. Don't worry, I'll keep an eye out for any other gun-toting crazies." *laugh* "Do you know if there's an abandoned warehouse or somewhere relatively secure I could, uhh... Set up shop?"

(A few friends and i have been hanging out at this abandoned factory complex for years. We built a badass shrine, had enough room to fit 50 people and have had up to 30 there at once, tons of alcohol, dragged old furniture we found in there, had lockers, and all sorts of shit before the roof collapsed on the part we were using. Then we moved our shit to a smaller part of the complex by a big pond near the traintracks, where we occasionally go to hang out and get drunk when we feel like it. Cue nazi speeches graffiti'd on the wall, pictures of Odin, Jesus and Cthulhu, tons of empty alcohol bottles with candles melted over them in a very cool-looking way, and you've got a badass hangout spot for a bunch of 20-30 year old anarchists. Fun stuff)

[Ehndras]

Also, add the hancuffs (and key!) to our inventory. We just got free supplies that can come in handy later.

[Playergamer]

No use letting the kiddos get fucked over curfew. Though... We have nothing to do, so... Possibly see if they'll let us accompany them to wherever, hopefully whatever place they hang out.

"So, what do you chucklefucks(replace with whatever silly half-insult you prefer) do for fun around here? Since I just saved your asses from getting shot or arrested, I figure we could go for a drink or a game of pool (insert whatever pass-time you prefer). No point standing in a dark alley stinking of fuckin' hobo-piss. Don't worry, I'll keep an eye out for any other gun-toting crazies." *laugh* "Do you know if there's an abandoned warehouse or somewhere relatively secure I could, uhh... Set up shop?"

(A few friends and i have been hanging out at this abandoned factory complex for years. We built a badass shrine, had enough room to fit 50 people and have had up to 30 there at once, tons of alcohol, dragged old furniture we found in there, had lockers, and all sorts of shit before the roof collapsed on the part we were using. Then we moved our shit to a smaller part of the complex by a big pond near the traintracks, where we occasionally go to hang out and get drunk when we feel like it. Cue nazi speeches graffiti'd on the wall, pictures of Odin, Jesus and Cthulhu, tons of empty alcohol bottles with candles melted over them in a very cool-looking way, and you've got a badass hangout spot for a bunch of 20-30 year old anarchists. Fun stuff)

This. Also,cool story about the factory.

[Ehndras]

Thanks Haven't been there in about 8 months actually, I should be headed back once it stops snowing and being cold as death outside.

[filiusenox]

You walk forward and Sarah presents her cuffed hands to you. The cuffs spring open and you put them in your coat pocket. You look up just in time to see the heel of her boot with glints of metal on it coming straight towards your face. Out of instinct, you raise the gun hastily, only to get it kicked out of your hands.

Her boot hits you in the chest and sends you staggering away. The good news is that the gun is behind you, the bad news is that Sarah is too close for you to safely turn your back to.

"Come on corpslut. Lets see what an ISN spy is made of. Try not to cry like a bitch when you feel the pain."

You hear the Teens talking behind Sarah.
"Shouldn't we be helping Sarah- Ouch, what was that for?"
"You never break up a catfight. Especially one in the pouring rain."
"Why?"
"Shut the hell up and watch."

What now?

((I couldn't resist. Sorry. Heheheheh))

[Dragor23]

Cry and beg for mercy


Beat the fucking shit out off her!

[mcclay]

BITCH YOU THINK IM AN ISN SPY, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
Beat the shit out og her

[Dragor23]

And!

When she's down, spit in her face and strangle her, until she knows, that you're not a fucking spy

Be polite afterwards.

[Ehndras]

(You bastard!)

"Hmph." * dissatisfied grunt*

Arch backwards onto right hand, thrust left leg in a sweeping upward motion to catch her ankle or thigh and drop her, then bring your heel (or elbow/knee!) down on her head, chest or stomach to knock the wind out of her.

If she counters, pivot on your right arm to flip over and evade her strike. It also provides a good chance to simply dropkick her in the tits. If she grabs your leg, contract your knee to pull her toward you then lift the other leg to ram into her stomach. Otherwise, I simply suggest you drop her as fast as humanly possible to show her you're not going to put up with her shit. No long drawn-out fight scenes, that only works in movies. The longer a challenge fight goes, the less strong you look. Drop her on her ass and pin her with your knee on her chest so she can't breath.

"You know, I'm trying to help you. If I wanted to hurt you I would have put a bullet in his head and then gunned you down with that rustbucket mech. Now, will you bite down on your damn pride and just listen for a second? I have an offer for you."

[thatkid]

Punch to the throat, sweep her legs out from under her. Calmly pick up the gun, and place a bullet in the back of her head while she struggles to get back up in the rain.
Calmly explain that, no, you aren't an ISN Spy. But that you also will not be taking any bullshit. Would anyone else like to fuck around?