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[Pan]

So I read that the bugfix was there to stop that from happening. Anyone else think that would be hilarious, though?

[Jalen]

Then shouldn't every crime have some tie to cats? I would convict a cat to be drowned in water.

[acetech09]

(Toady One) Fixes:

• vampires won't try to pin crimes on animals

In his report today.

[Supernerd]

Unfortunately, you can only convict an animal if there was actually someone who "witnessed" the animal committing the crime. I also noticed that my dwarfs got "Outraged by the ridiculous conviction of an animal"

[Pan]

Unfortunately, you can only convict an animal if there was actually someone who "witnessed" the animal committing the crime. I also noticed that my dwarfs got "Outraged by the ridiculous conviction of an animal"

Really?

[ancistrus]

Imagine a vampire killing someone, then blaming the crab people.

[Kilroy the Grand]

Unfortunately, you can only convict an animal if there was actually someone who "witnessed" the animal committing the crime. I also noticed that my dwarfs got "Outraged by the ridiculous conviction of an animal"

Really?

You could say dwarven justice is a... kangaroo court.

[rohit507]

*throws two drums and cymbal off a cliff*

[Urist McGyver]

*throws two drums and cymbal off a cliff*

Basically what you would espect from an escaped lunatic. Any normal person would throw two drums and a cymbal at the ofender in question (then throw said ofender off a cliff...into magma)

[miauw62]

*throws two drums and cymbal off a cliff*

Basically what you would espect from an escaped lunatic. Any normal person would throw two drums and a cymbal at the ofender in question (then throw said ofender off a cliff...into magma)

the magma is then used to craft armor.
dwarven fertilizer.

[Broseph Stalin]

They also get pretty upset if you convict a dead guy. I haven't had it happen yet but what happens if a tantruming dwarf kills someone without a witness?

[Urist McGyver]

*throws two drums and cymbal off a cliff*

Basically what you would espect from an escaped lunatic. Any normal person would throw two drums and a cymbal at the ofender in question (then throw said ofender off a cliff...into magma)

the magma is then used to craft armor.
dwarven fertilizer.

"This is a Steel Shield. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with the dwarven bones of Urist McKangaroo."

-Oi, McMetalsmith, how did'ya get dem bones of late McKangarew?
*beat*
*drama sound plays on the background*

[Death123]

Convicting dead bloodsucking giant crows was the only right thing to do! Anyone who didn't agree went to jail for a loooong time. 

[Urist McGyver]

I like those topics because a theory of mine makes so much sense. In wild west trash stories, the big mustache villain ties the damsel in the rails, waiting for those fancifull trains to just roll over and acomplish his objective. Then come the heroes and change the direction of the train (superheroes flyingkick the train off the rails).

Bay12Forums has some big, damn heroes.

[MagmaMcFry]

Which part of your statement is a theory?