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Author Topic: Explain this shit.  (Read 7844 times)

peskyninja

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Explain this shit.
« on: February 23, 2012, 11:44:49 am »
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That happened 2 minutes ago on my main danger room.

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Tarran

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Re: Explain this shit.
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2012, 11:46:36 am »
The RNG hates that dwarf.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Explain this shit.
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2012, 11:47:24 am »
Putting the "Danger" back into Danger Room!
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Re: Explain this shit.
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2012, 11:47:37 am »
That, and your carpenter makes spears too well for his own good.
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Re: Explain this shit.
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2012, 11:48:42 am »
No, in this case I'd have to blame the mechanics.

"Alright, normal danger room.  Shot to the foot, this one to the arm...  Alright, Urist isn't looking anymore!  THIS one goes STRAIGHT TO THE BRAIN!"
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Re: Explain this shit.
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2012, 11:50:26 am »
Dude, it's pretty obvious. The oaken training spear jammed his brain through his skull.
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Re: Explain this shit.
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2012, 11:51:26 am »
Another death, same thing. Spear teared the brain. All of them had something in common, they weren't using armor.
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Re: Explain this shit.
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2012, 11:52:47 am »
Good god man, get them some helmets or something!
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Explain this shit.
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2012, 11:56:31 am »
Quote from: Tarran on February 23, 2012, 11:52:47 am
Good god man, get them some helmets or something!
Why I would do that? Sir you will have your beard confiscated if you keep saying all this elvish nonsense.
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Burn the land and boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me

Thou son of a b*tch wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, f**k thy mother.

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Re: Explain this shit.
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2012, 11:59:27 am »
Fine then, see if I care when the goblins are in your room kicking your beard because you have no military.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Explain this shit.
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2012, 12:09:40 pm »
Spoiler:  My private army (click to show/hide)
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Burn the land and boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me

Thou son of a b*tch wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, f**k thy mother.

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Re: Explain this shit.
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2012, 12:28:49 pm »
ah, so this is your "learn to fight or die trying" room?
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Re: Explain this shit.
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2012, 12:31:36 pm »
I think it's more a "Learn to grow a thicker skull or learn to live without a brain" room.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Explain this shit.
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2012, 12:34:06 pm »
Heh, natural selection at its messiest.
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Re: Explain this shit.
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2012, 12:35:43 pm »
Lol, yeah, no armor. Clothing deflects it too, if I understand right. Not a very fortunate thing to have happen... The only mishap I've ever had with a danger room was when my fortress's beloved cat lady decided to bring her cats with her to train. Can you say kitty shish kabob? She went berserk, and it started a tantrum spiral.
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