Game starts with the teams only slightly unbalanced. The Kittens have the stats, but Norsca has block on pretty much all of their players. Norsca receives 360,000 in inducements and spends it on Zara the Slayer as a star player, a journeyman, and some cheering fans.
0: Norsca loses the coin toss, the Kittens elect to kick. The game begins with another amazing kick by the Beast of Nurgle, the kickoff table comes up cheering fans, and despite the new cheerleader on the Kitten's side Norsca wins themselves an extra reroll.
N1: Norsca knocks over the two Rotters and the Prestigor on the LoS and picks up the ball with their Runner.
K1: The Kittens throw a few blocks while the Beast of Nurgle sits there stupidly, despite his Rotter friend.
N2: Norsca throws some blocks.
K2: The BoN continues to sit there dumbly, now despite having his hand held by a Nurgle Warrior. The new Norsca journeyman takes a solid blow to the head from one of the Rotters, and ends up KO'd.
N3: Norsca throws some blocks. Their Werewolf attempts to blitz one of the WoN, but it too repulsed by its smell to carry through with it. Their Berserker with a less functional nose succeeds where the Werewolf failed. Norsca sets up a wall between their Runner and the NW.
K3: One of the NW blocks it's way straight through the wall and ends up next to the Runner with the ball. The BoN finally realizes he's in a blood bowl game and wanders over to stand in the middle of the Norse team.
N4: Zara attempts to stab the BoN, but his jello-like consistency impedes her in finding anything vital to stab. Some Werewolves and a Berserker team up to take down 3 of the NW, and a Berserker runs behind the Kitten's line.
K4: The BoN knocks over Zara leaving her in the arms of several other Kitten players. A Prestigor goes and knocks down the Berserker behind their line. Three of the Kitten players get together and foul Zara, who is stunned, but otherwise unharmed.
N5: A Berserker blitzes one of the Rotters, KO'ing it. One of the NW's is knocked down, but the other is saved by his foul stench.
K5: A Prestigor manages to blitz in and take out the ball carrier, his teammate also fails to grab it, leaving the ball lying on the field. The Kittens throw some more blocks, and a Thrower goes down KO'd. A Rotter throws a 5-man foul on Zara the Slayer, slaying her and netting me a new Rotter with the coolest name ever, as well as a nice bit of SPP.
N6: Seeking revenge for Zara, one of the Werewolves badly hurts a Prestigor, who promptly succeeds his regeneration roll and goes to the replacements box. Distracted by the Prestigor's ability to put hit face back on, the Runner fails to pick up the ball, leading to a turnover.
K6: One of the Rotters throws a 2-man foul at one of the downed Werewolves, but it fails. A Prestigor manages to pick up the ball but is now trapped between the end of the Norsca line and the edge of the field.
N7: The Prestigor survives one block through virtue of his "Block" ability. A Werewolf blitzes from his prone position and succeeds the first block with a push, but his frenzy leads to a 1-die Attacker Down and a turnover.
K7: A NW accidentally pushes one of the Werewolves next to the Prestigor, who now has three Norsca players and the edge of the field surrounding him (My bad, meant to push him off the edge but had a push mechanics knowledge failure
). Not dismayed by this at all, the Prestigor badly hurts the lineman next to him, and puts a bit of space between himself and the edge. A NW then KO's another lineman, who ends up rolling a Pinched Nerve on the injury chart. Another failed 3-man foul is thrown at the downed Werewolf, who shrugs it off.
N8: A Werewolf takes out the ball-carrying Prestigor, and the Runner manages to escape the tentacles of the BoN to go pick it up. The Runner then attempts a long bomb pass, only to roll a 2-2{LB}-3{Disturbing Presence} for a grand total of -3 and a failed pass, leading to a turnover.
K8: Said Runner is KO'd by a NW. One of the NW's throws a foul at a Werewolf during one of the unlucky moments when the ref is paying attention, leading to an ejection from the game and a turnover.
Half: The 1 KO'd Rotter and all 3 KO'd Norsemen stand up leading to 11 players on the pitch by the Kittens and only 9 by Norsca, with the game still tied 0-0. A riot on kickoff leads to the ref letting the clock run for a turn, meaning turn 9 is skipped.
K10: The Kittens pick up the ball with their Agi+ Rotter and begins to build a cage around him. The BoN insinuates itself into the Norsca line.
N10: Norsca throws some blocks and begins to set themselves up to counter the expected cage.
K11: The Kittens finish building the cage and set themselves up for a push straight down the middle of the field.
N11: Norsca throws some blocks and then rolls a Both Down/Attacker Down with one of the Werewolves. Not wanting to waste a reroll, they choose both down only to roll a "Badly Hurt" on the injury table, leading to a turnover.
K12: Some blocks are thrown and one of the Norsca Linemen is KO'd by a NW. The cage continues to advance down the center of the field.
N12: Norsca pulls its players from the sides of the field to support the failing middle. Naelaste the Rotter takes a hit from a Werewolf and gets KO'd. One of the Berserkers, either too drunk or too slow, attempts to dodge away from a Rotter and fails; leading to a turnover.
K13: The cage, deciding that the middle is no longer the best option, shifts to one side as it bowls over the one player still there.
N13: Norsca re-positions its remaining players, attempting to box the cage in and prevent it from moving forwards or moving back to the center.
K14: Knowing the end of the match is coming up, the cage attempts to stop this dancing by breaking up and tying down the remaining Norse players. The ball-carrying Rotter heads to the other side of the field where it will hopefully remain clear of Norsca players.
N14: One Norsca Berserkers manages to break free and, knowing of the impending push, moves towards the back field to act as a hopeful safety.
K15: One of the Prestigors uses a standing Blitz coupled with horns to grab a very lucky stun on the last player stopping the ball player from advancing. He then moves forwards to tie up the safety Berserker near the goal line. The Rotter breaks for it with a NW, another Rotter, and the Prestigor to cover for him. Meanwhile one of the other NW's KO's the last Norsca Werewolf on the pitch.
N15: The Prestigor is knocked down, freeing the Berserker. Combined with the Runner that managed to dodge free, they set up a wall that will hopefully stop the ball for one more turn.
K16: The NW blitzes down the Berserker, opening a very slim corridor for the Rotter to travel through. To wild applause, the Rotter makes a double going-for-it move, scoring the winning touchdown of the game.
N16: Norsca throws a few blocks and a nice pass for 1 SPP, but their hearts aren't really in it and the game comes to a close with the score 1-0.
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