NRDL [5-1=4]
Hovercars fly by as you prepare yourself to kill this lizard once and for all. You charge forward bellowing a Russian folk song as you prepare to send his teeth through his brain.
[1] At that critical moment Newt is distracted by a rather pretty frog, what was her name again? Toady two, no, Hypno something, hypno-BAM. Leone’s punch sends him flying off of the car and down to the Moon below. As he falls he hits three different hovercars and eventually lands in a rather oversized cup of tea, which is held by the Grand Duchess of Warsaw.
Leone Sprovosky has regained his self-respect!Flintus10 [1+1=2]
Your RAWK resonating around you, you order your loyal followers to keep attacking the mech. Unfortunately the sound technician accidentally turns the volume of the microphone down and the guitar up at the exact same moment drowning out your words. Your now overtly loud guitar bursts several eardrums.
Rick Jives’ approval rating has dropped by 1 %Empfan [2+0=2]
You sneer at the pitiful attempts Jives makes to stop you and leap off the mech performing a spinning kick much like you did before. Then half-way down you remember that you meant to put the mecha on auto-pilot. This distracts you long enough to put your spinning kick out of whack and you barrel into Jives both of you collapsing into a heap.
Jack Scott has lost 2 prescence, Rick Jives has lost 1Megaman [2+2=4]
Disgusting, absolutely disgusting. That’s what this debacle is. You crank up the communist propaganda music and lead your followers away from the fight giving a grand speech on the way about the evils of capitalism and using the two brawling pigs as an example. “See how these fools so easily resort to fists and weapons of war. That is what capitalism does, turns fellow brethren against fellow brethren, forcing them to try to kill each other to survive instead of helping each other achieve so much more.”
Approval raised by 2%TCM [4+1=5]
You quickly flee the arena. It’s much too dangerous in there for one candidate alone, but a couple of mercenaries out to take care of them. You call up a few contacts and within minutes there are dozens of mercenaries planting enough explosives around the several miles wide arena to blow up a couple dozen armies.
Meanwhile inside the arena the new arrivals are wondering why they’ve been hanging around in the same place for so long.
Then you push the button.
Ruthia Khan has obtained Insane Laughter!? ? ? [6+2=8]
The arena erupts in flames, all living beings appearing to perish inside.
Then suddenly the ball of flame turns into a column and a figure rises up out of the center, flames running up and down its wrists and its eyes glowing like hot coals.
“
!!YOU SEE HOW THESE CANDIDATES ATTEMPT TO KILL EACHOTHER WITHOUT EVEN HEARING WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY!!” It bellows, fire spewing from its mouth with every word. “
!!ELECT ME AND YOU SHALL SEE FREEDOM FROM THESE MADMEN AND THEIR TYRANNY I SHALL GRANT YOU…!!!!LIBERTY!!"
The word rings across the entire Moon and everyone who hears his words is moved to tears.
? ? ? has become the Fire King, and their approval has raised by 10%? ? ? [5+1=6]
Meanwhile on a Moon hill some ways away, a second candidate who should have perished in the inferno stands on a hill. He wears a purple top hat and suit and has a superb moustache. “This is
very serious.” He says in a very
mysterious tone of voice.
? ? ? has gained 1 presence
Three Other People [2-1=1]
Oh, yeah, there were three other people in there weren’t there. Yeah, they got incinerated.
Gerald [
∞+
∞=
∞]
In the center of what was a raging firestorm, a skeletal form stood up and dusted flames off of itself, and then, bowler hat in hand, strode nonchalantly away from the blazing arena.
Rick Jive:
Presence=6
Confident, possesses the Shades of Kamina, Beard of Seneca, and Guitar of Edge. Currently in a two-man dog-pile with Jack Scott.
Approval:63%
Frank Forts:
Presence=XXX
Incinerated.
Approval:0%
Space Lenin
Presence=9
Filled with the glorious power of the spirits of all those who wish for a better more communist tomorrow. Has the loyalty of about half the moon.
Approval:66%
Leone Sprovosky
Presence=18
Is pretty darn happy with himself right now.
Approval:66%
Ruthia Khan
Presence=8
Confident but slightly shaken
Approval:47%
Jack Scott
Presence=12
Is charged with the power of the Baby Buddha, confident, extremely annoyed with Rick Jives, currently in a two man dog-pile with Jives.
Approval:69%
? ? ?
Presence=? ? ?
Is now the Fire King. Fear him.
Approval=? ? ?
? ? ?
Presence=? ? ?
Is very mysterious.
Approval=? ? ?
? ? ?
Presence=XXX
Status: Cremated
Approval=XXX
[6+2=8]
It would appear that my dice have favorites, the moment I switched from my white one to my red one, this happens.
*eye twitches*
Oh, yes, and whoever gets the reference to the
mysterious candidate gets an internet cookie.