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Author Topic: What's wrong with this picture?  (Read 3230 times)

martinuzz

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What's wrong with this picture?
« on: February 21, 2012, 03:53:35 pm »

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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2012, 03:55:50 pm »

He's unhappy.  He was comforted by a waterfall lately.  How can you be unhappy when water is falling? D:

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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2012, 03:56:34 pm »

he combs his hair
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2012, 03:56:45 pm »

Clearly, he's a werebeast.
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2012, 03:57:29 pm »

He prefers to consume sunshine.  Obviously an elf in disguise.
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2012, 03:59:00 pm »

Wait a minute... he likes working outdoors!?
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2012, 03:59:46 pm »

He prefers to consume sunshine.  Obviously an elf in disguise.
Or a plant, whatever there's no difference!
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2012, 04:03:11 pm »

Still not the right wrong I am looking for ;)
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2012, 04:06:14 pm »

*ahem*

He is both a dubious worshipper and a regular worshipper of Gedor the Little Demon
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2012, 04:06:28 pm »

Well, the picture is a bit grainy... And it looks like it might've been cropped by an amateur. Also, it's kind of hard to see the blue text against that black background.

As for the dwarf described in the image, he worships Gedor the Little Demon... twice. And he's apparently both a "normal" worshipper and a dubious worshipper at the same time, despite "both" deities he worships being the same entity.
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2012, 04:07:31 pm »

Is it the fact that he's both a baron and an expedition leader?
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2012, 04:07:41 pm »

I thought it was that he's a baron and still alive.
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2012, 04:08:01 pm »

He likes men for their quills. Gross.
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2012, 04:08:17 pm »

I've seen dwarves that worship the same diety twice but equally...no idea what causes it but I've seen it before.
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2012, 04:08:43 pm »

*ahem*

He is both a dubious worshipper and a regular worshipper of Gedor the Little Demon

You win +1 dwarfiness
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