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Author Topic: You Are Elvis Presley (Illustrated/Sometimes Animated Adventure)  (Read 11043 times)

LouisBooker

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You Are Elvis Presley (Illustrated/Sometimes Animated Adventure)
« on: February 21, 2012, 03:44:48 am »
"Hey, I'm Elvis uhhuh-uhuh. The year is 2012, no I'm not dead, I'm very much alive. 35 years ago I was getting ready for bed... I was doing my buisness, uhuh-uhuh. When some crazed fan jumped through my bathroom window and knocked me out cold! Next thing I know I was trapped in here, his attic. My only form of entertainment has been these old "Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" tapes..."






"Help me... "




"uhuh-uhuh"


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So, me and my buddy Charlie were told by Sal Maggio (his step dad ya know?) that we gotta deliver this money or else he's gonna send his goons after us, man! So he sent us to Australia, and we found a kangaroo-- well, actually we ran it over. Now we got these bad guys after us man.... they think we stole the money! but we gonna get it back

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Re: You Are Elvis Presley
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2012, 03:46:38 am »
Posting to watch. Uhuh-uhuh
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He'd killed a man before one time, with his bare hands, and he could do it again, if he put something in his bare hands like a knife or a gun or something that he could kill somebody with.

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Re: You Are Elvis Presley
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2012, 04:03:32 am »
Wait are we Elvis.. or are we some guy in the attic with Elvis...  I need to know because of reasons.
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LouisBooker

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Re: You Are Elvis Presley
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2012, 04:06:10 am »
You are Elvis.
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So, me and my buddy Charlie were told by Sal Maggio (his step dad ya know?) that we gotta deliver this money or else he's gonna send his goons after us, man! So he sent us to Australia, and we found a kangaroo-- well, actually we ran it over. Now we got these bad guys after us man.... they think we stole the money! but we gonna get it back

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Re: You Are Elvis Presley
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2012, 04:09:45 am »
> Use pelvic thrust to free yourself from your bindings.
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Re: You Are Elvis Presley
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2012, 04:11:45 am »
Easy Peasy I'll just undo these ropes with my special brand of Ka-rah-tay, can't believe I didn't think of it before.
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Re: You Are Elvis Presley (Illustrated Adventure)
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2012, 05:40:19 am »
You use your special brand of Ka-rah-tay which happens to mostly consist of pelvic thrusts.




You manage to break free!

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So, me and my buddy Charlie were told by Sal Maggio (his step dad ya know?) that we gotta deliver this money or else he's gonna send his goons after us, man! So he sent us to Australia, and we found a kangaroo-- well, actually we ran it over. Now we got these bad guys after us man.... they think we stole the money! but we gonna get it back

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Re: You Are Elvis Presley (Illustrated Adventure)
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2012, 05:45:16 am »
Quickly turn off the television.
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Re: You Are Elvis Presley (Illustrated Adventure)
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2012, 06:03:49 am »
Check what's in those boxes.

PTW.
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Re: You Are Elvis Presley (Illustrated Adventure)
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2012, 07:15:58 am »






You open one of the many boxes.



Figures.

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So, me and my buddy Charlie were told by Sal Maggio (his step dad ya know?) that we gotta deliver this money or else he's gonna send his goons after us, man! So he sent us to Australia, and we found a kangaroo-- well, actually we ran it over. Now we got these bad guys after us man.... they think we stole the money! but we gonna get it back

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Re: You Are Elvis Presley (Illustrated Adventure)
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2012, 07:21:02 am »
Some one's coming, take the belt off your robe and be ready to kah-rah-tay strangle the hell out of them.
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Re: You Are Elvis Presley (Illustrated Adventure)
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2012, 08:25:09 am »



Wait a second- is that?..
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So, me and my buddy Charlie were told by Sal Maggio (his step dad ya know?) that we gotta deliver this money or else he's gonna send his goons after us, man! So he sent us to Australia, and we found a kangaroo-- well, actually we ran it over. Now we got these bad guys after us man.... they think we stole the money! but we gonna get it back

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Re: You Are Elvis Presley (Illustrated Adventure)
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2012, 08:26:46 am »
Strangle him in a instant uhuh.
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Re: You Are Elvis Presley (Illustrated Adventure)
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2012, 08:29:58 am »
Bring him in and interrogate.
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Re: You Are Elvis Presley (Illustrated Adventure)
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2012, 08:32:15 am »
BLACK NESS!?

Oh wait no It's probably Will Smith.

Begin interrogation, people tend to talk when the king of rock and roll's rocks are in your face.
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