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uubucks1

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You are a Bandit Leader
« on: February 20, 2012, 06:04:24 pm »
Hello my fellow psychopaths and welcome to You are a Bandit leader!

the world you live in is both politically and ethnically diverse, trade between different groups is at an all time high, and banditry has become so profitable that entire kingdoms are dedicated to practicing it. you are a wandering bandit in contention with these kingdoms of the Meandering Desert, seeking to make a name for yourself as bandit lord of the Draconian Realm.

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First things first my fellow followers of chaos, we must create our dear character and wannabe evil-overlord.

The bandit is a...
  • Cute, cuddly, stealthy Kobold.
  • Cunning, albeit naive Human.
  • Filthy, Bestiality loving, Homosexual Swift, agile, but weak elf.
  • Stout, hardheaded, psychopathic Dwarf.
  • Insert other here.
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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2012, 06:45:06 pm »
How about a good old fashioned wicked goblin!
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Azthor

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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2012, 06:48:16 pm »
An Orcish Priest.
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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2012, 07:02:24 pm »
Cute, albeit bestiality loving, psychopathic half-human half-*whatever everyone wants*.
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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2012, 07:03:15 pm »
A violent Vampire Swordsman.
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Nirur Torir

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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2012, 07:25:27 pm »
Kobold. Everyone knows that bandits should be sneaky, and all the better if nobody would ever suspect us as being omnicidal.
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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2012, 07:27:40 pm »
Quote from: Nirur Torir on February 20, 2012, 07:25:27 pm
Kobold. Everyone knows that bandits should be sneaky, and all the better if nobody would ever suspect us as being omnicidal.

From the OP description it looks like we are going to be more of a highwayman than a thief.
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uubucks1

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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2012, 07:31:15 pm »
Personally my favorite was the Kobold as an omnicidal fluffy rat-man pleases me greatly.

However this is a suggestion game so ill take the majority vote.
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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2012, 07:31:53 pm »
Stealth and obviously-not-bandit-overlordness are still important traits for highwaymen.
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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2012, 07:34:21 pm »
Olm man!
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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2012, 07:37:00 pm »
An indestructible husk.
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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2012, 07:47:56 pm »
I don't believe a husk is capable of organizing a bandit group... And invulnerability tends for rather boring plots.

2 points for creativity however
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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2012, 07:50:49 pm »
Quote from: Azthor on February 20, 2012, 06:48:16 pm
An Orcish Priest.

Why not. A priest of the God of Pacifism!
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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2012, 08:00:04 pm »
I imagine orcish priests more akin to Khorne Berserkers than anything

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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2012, 08:03:41 pm »
I sort of had this in mind:

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