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uubucks1

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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2012, 08:13:10 pm »

I defer to the awesomeness of the previous picture, and offer worship to the chaos gods for such epicness.

now can we please select a race for the poor wannabe bandit lord?
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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2012, 09:02:44 pm »

the lovechild of a phoenix and a human so our bandit tends to spontaneously combust mid sentence die and be reborn in about 20 seconds. thats be reborn in about 20 seconds not every 20 seconds.
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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2012, 08:13:47 am »

the lovechild of a phoenix and a weresheep so our bandit tends to spontaneously combust mid sentence die and be reborn in about 20 seconds. thats be reborn in about 20 seconds not every 20 seconds.

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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2012, 04:06:32 pm »


a one-eyed Rabbit-man: just think a Scarred Murderous veteran with a massive speed bonus. screw stealth, if you can move so fast the enemy is dead before they can even register your existence.

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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2012, 07:11:28 pm »

In absence of a general consensus i have given all viable suggested choices a number and have selected one using a random number generator. (http://www.random.org/)

  • Goblin.
  • Orcish Priest.
  • Vampire Swordsman.
  • Kobold.
  • Olm-Man.
  • Pheonix-Man.
  • One-Eyed Rabbit-Man.

And the verdict is... 3!

The bandit is a Vampire Swordsman.

Next story update will be up within a couple hours.
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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2012, 08:44:13 pm »

Running... Running... Running.
Your life so profoundly expressed, torn to its very essence and purpose, to run.
From Love (Ickgil my life, my one and only...)
From Hatred (Slut! Whore! You witch you killed him!)
From Life (A cold chilly mountain cave, small flurries of snow lick your face as you huddle for warmth)
From Death (A small lowly street urchin accepts the hand of a man in black, and wanders of with him, past the city gates...)
You instinctively block these ancient thoughts, but the torrent of grief never ceases within a mind so wizened, so tormented

A drained lifeless body, pale and yet a glimpse of life still in his handsome features, a smile on the frozen face, a playful loving glint in his eyes, the eyes you fell in love with, cemented in time, and in the eyes of a young girl and her murderer of a mother. The Voices come stronger than ever.

Whore! A slap to the face, you crumple to the ground in the snow on a cold obsidian day.
Slut! Stones, each one imbued with different hate, different feeling, different rage.
Mistress? An echoing voice from the darkness beckons you.
Tramp!  The hands grip you, drown you in grief.

"Mistress!"

one of your thralls snaps you out of your trance, you glance over and nod for him to continue. "The sun dips low mistress, and night is almost upon us. Shall we prepare for a raid?" He continue in his monotone, droll voice ("How pathetically weak, the thralls reflect the mistress do they not?" Say the Voices) You look upon your thrall, a male human from one of the barbarian tribes, and the three others you enslaved from the very same tribe, then glance down at your map of the Meandering Desert to select a target for the nights raid.

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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2012, 09:50:38 pm »

I'm assuming we are the Red X. I say raid the black X to our south.
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Re: You are a Bandit Leader
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2012, 11:35:11 pm »

Send the thralls to sneak into the town north of us, and have them kill the local defenders in their sleep. Everyone else will be either fed upon or made into new thralls.
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