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Author Topic: You are Link! Its Majora's Mask All Over Again!(formerly You are Gannondorf)  (Read 4095 times)

The Master

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You are Link! Its Majora's Mask All Over Again!(formerly You are Gannondorf)
« on: February 20, 2012, 03:02:50 pm »
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Link finds himself lying in the middle of a town. For some reason, he knows that he's no longer in Hyrule, but instead in Termina, an alternative-reality version of Hyrule. A man walks by him, grins like a pedophile, and yells "WELCOME TO CLOCK TOWN!!" at the top of his lungs. The man procedes to walk away, slit a man's throat, and then run off. Link slowly gets off the ground, feeling sore all over the place.
« Last Edit: February 20, 2012, 08:14:52 pm by The Master »
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2012, 03:04:40 pm »
Hysterically laugh then Hire 200 guards to watch Zelda, taking 8 hour shifts of 75 for the fist two shifts and 50 for the last one.
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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2012, 03:08:34 pm »
Link proceeds to slaughter the 50 guard shift, defeat you, then seal you in stone for another thousand years. What do you do?
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2012, 03:09:31 pm »
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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2012, 03:14:20 pm »
Four posts and it's already amazing.

>Wait four thousand years and emerge.
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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2012, 03:14:57 pm »
set your head on fire
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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2012, 03:19:14 pm »
You emerge and set your head on fire.
Then link's decedent sees the fire from the village the link that turned you to stone 4000 years ago founded inside the castle. He runs at you, Master Sword at ready.
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2012, 03:22:12 pm »
As it is the start of a game, just punch him out and retreat to your castle
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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2012, 03:24:51 pm »
Kick him down and
Quote from: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 03:22:12 pm
retreat to your castle
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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2012, 03:28:26 pm »
You punch and kick him senseless, then retreat to the castle. When you reenter, you see the terrified townsfolk bowing down at your feet.
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2012, 03:29:41 pm »
Go find some opposite-of-sacred spot, and envision a shirtless guy with scaly grey skin and fire for hair in your mind
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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2012, 03:30:46 pm »
Growl at them and make them give you all their precious jewlery. Then Sit down in your Best throne and sip on some Strawberry wine.
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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2012, 03:42:05 pm »
You consider going to an evil place to imagine yourself, but consider against it, because you need to put your hair out quickly. You growl at the villagers and tell them to give up their possessions. One of them gives you a health potion, which you pour a bit on your hair to put it out. You drink the rest. After this, you sit down on your obsidian throne and sip some strawberry wine.
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2012, 03:42:26 pm »
Gannon-fucking-banned.
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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2012, 03:44:41 pm »
Okay I'll stop with the Skyward Sword spoiler themed suggestions since they don't seem to be working

Go get your trident
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