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[Aklyon]

"Hey, look, that bump knocked the pack off its perch."

[Furtuka]

As everyone else try's to figure out what to do with the pack, I look at the various passerbys. There's some guy in a trench coat, a weasel, a robot, a guy dressed as Dave Strider-

Wait a second. Homestuck didn't even start until two months from now!

"Hey! You with the Strider avatar!"

The guy try's to make a run for it

[Phantom of The Library]

The Phantom attempts to tackle him, since, obviously if Furtaka's yelling for him then he needs to stop.  Unfortunately, since The Phantom is both twenty feet away and does not possess incredible jumping skills he falls a tad short.

[Furtuka]

I begin running after the guy who heads for the exit leading to the forum index

[Phantom of The Library]

The Phantom has a bright idea.  He runs over and picks up the backpack and with a mighty toss; throws it in the direction of the running man.  Whom it swallows.

[Tidal]

"Way to go, now how are we supposed to get him out?"

((I now realize why I'm so bad at freeform games: I can't do anything without worrying that I'm god-modding.))

[Aklyon]

I stab the backpack and shake it around until he comes out.

[Phantom of The Library]

The backpack spits out a wad of something sticky into Aklyon's face and blows another raspberry before dumping the man out on top of him.


((Just set limits for yourself ahead of time, that's what I do. Until I decide to ignore them in the name of funny.  Also, correct me if I'm wrong about this, but only control the characters that you've created.  You probably already know that though.))

[Furtuka]

I walk torwards the man and-

"What the heck!!!!!!"



A ninja wearing metal boxing gloves and a troll mask jumps down out of the sky and slings the man over his shoulder.

He runs at an amazingly fast speed in the direction of Various nonsense

[Aklyon]

"We could fire at him, maybe. Probably not very time-safe though, considering what threetoe said before"

[Furtuka]

I yell into the Vox thingy and the communicators.

"Armok!, Tiruin!, Mcclay! There's a ninja in a troll mask heading in your direction! Block him off and try to capture him!"

[Aklyon]

"Don't forget about how he's got someone with him with a Strider avatar"

[Furtuka]

"That too!"

[Phantom of The Library]

"You know, if this wasn't Bay12 I probably wouldn't have believed you when you said that a ninja in a troll mask has taken a Homestuck fan hostage."

[Tidal]

"Did you ever manage to capture that @?"