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Re: 5 books that you would put in your fallout shelter
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2012, 08:12:13 am »

1. Necronomicon

you know it doesn't actually exist, right?

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Re: 5 books that you would put in your fallout shelter
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2012, 08:51:27 am »

Time to troll the rest of future humanity and just print out Time Cube pages and staple them together and call it a book.
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Re: 5 books that you would put in your fallout shelter
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2012, 09:02:48 am »

1. Porn
I think he's got the right idea. Because SAS handbook or no, you're probably all going to die in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Might as well die happy.

That said,
1. Condensed encyclopedia (one of the kind that's a single volume).
2. Chemistry 101 textbook.
3. The Collected Works of William Shakespeare.
4. Gardening book (this is assuming that food can be grown in the post-apocalypse soil without being irradiated..bit of a gamble but then if none of the soil is arable, we're pretty much fucked anyways)
5. A 1-volume History of the World.
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Re: 5 books that you would put in your fallout shelter
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2012, 01:19:53 pm »

If there's anything I've learned from Army of Darkness, it's that all I need is a chemistry textbook.
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Re: 5 books that you would put in your fallout shelter
« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2012, 07:57:38 pm »

1) Sorcery and Religion in Ancient Scandinavia (So I could convert everyone to the one true faith  ;D )
2) The Holy Bible (For fire kindling That was probably really offensive)
3) Any all-encompassing botany book
4) Any good survival guide
5) Walden - Henry David Thoreau
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Re: 5 books that you would put in your fallout shelter
« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2012, 11:09:17 pm »

I'm not the most well-read person in the world, but here goes:

1.  The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark by Carl Sagan
2.  As comprehensive of a book on world history as I can find
3.  Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury
4.  A survival guide, maybe the one already mentioned previously (The SAS Survival Handbook)
5.  A physics textbook
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Re: 5 books that you would put in your fallout shelter
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2012, 10:43:09 am »

1-4: a fuckton of webcomics
5: materials engineering reference book
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Re: 5 books that you would put in your fallout shelter
« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2012, 11:52:16 am »

1. Necronomicon

you know it doesn't actually exist, right?

There is an actual Necronomicon - it's a compilation of some of Lovecraft's stories, and I have a copy sitting on my desk.

1. SAS Handbook
2. Anarchist Cookbook
3. Necronomicon
4. Physics textbook
5. Bible
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Re: 5 books that you would put in your fallout shelter
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2012, 12:02:33 pm »

1. Necronomicon

you know it doesn't actually exist, right?
2. Anarchist Cookbook
The AC is rather inaccurate. Especially the newer copies. The original copies of it may have some usable information, though.

1: A survival book. Any type will do.

2: A decent improvised weapon related book. You never know when you'll have to make a weapon.

3: A book with over 800 pages. For fire.

4 and 5: 2 books that would entertain me. Boredom drives me insane.
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Re: 5 books that you would put in your fallout shelter
« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2012, 06:49:34 pm »

1. Hvis krigen rammer/ any military grade survival manual.
2. If the HP Lovecraft omnibusses ever come as one
3. The Stand(lol)
4. Structured Computer Organisation
5. Any kind of book teaching me how to repair common stuff

The rest is left to intuition.
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Re: 5 books that you would put in your fallout shelter
« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2012, 08:04:55 pm »

Why the hell would you build a fallout shelter so small you can only fit five books in it?
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Re: 5 books that you would put in your fallout shelter
« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2012, 08:05:35 pm »

Why the hell would you build a fallout shelter so small you can only fit five books in it?

I suppose that having a Nook with 100,000 books on it is just too much trouble.
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Re: 5 books that you would put in your fallout shelter
« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2012, 08:45:45 pm »

No one else thought of bringing plain/lined paper?

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Re: 5 books that you would put in your fallout shelter
« Reply #28 on: February 22, 2012, 08:52:53 pm »

Do electronic things count?

1. Spartans of Gamma Company
2.Survivors of Gamma Company
3.Survival Guide
4.Leviathan
5.Behemoth

I would acctualy bring an electronic library though.
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Re: 5 books that you would put in your fallout shelter
« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2012, 01:29:21 am »

1.Necronomciom (H.P Lovecraft omnibus)
2.LoTR complete volume
3. All the Black Company omnibuses taped toghter
4. Hawke's green beret survival guide.
5. Porn
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