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Artaud

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I love this game so much!
« on: February 19, 2012, 09:38:09 pm »

I'm sneaking around for hours with my brand new adventurer without anything exciting happening at all. I reach a  huge city, and decide that I want to spice things up by trying to enter whatever is underneath these grates that litter every corner of town.

After another uneventful hour of futile search for the sewer entrance, I find myself asking why I'm bothering with this at all. Maybe I should go do something more "productive", instead of watching ascii symbols move around.. Right when I'm about to give up I realise you can actually see sewer entrances listed -in bright purple- amongst the map info on the fast travel screen. Duh!

So I rush to the sewer entrance and start roaming the tunnels. To my great dismay all I find is corpses. Nothing exciting to be found at all. I decide to give it another half an hour, just to be sure, and lo and behold - I find an ancient underground society. Everyone's dead though. There's a huge cementary and all the tombs read the same; everyone died from starvation in 221.

The underground community is huge. I decide to search every room in the hope of finding something useful, but room after room is filled with nothing but corpses. I go up and down several floors, finding nothing, when I finally strike the motherload.

I reach a big, big room filled from wall to wall with finely crafted armors, weapons and trade goods. In my excitement immediately start collecting all the items, when a voice suddenly speaks out!!

It's a freaking MUMMY! A mummy appears!! And he's so pissed!

At this moment I literally stand up from my chair, point my fingers at my laptop and yell out my love for this game at the screen. After hours of -nothing-, this epic thing just happens. I went straight to this board to write this, and when I'm done, I'm going to kick this mummy's ass by chopping its head of and I'm going home with all the stuff in this room. And that's where it's at! This right here is what makes dwarf fortress an amazing game. It's like all of us who actually take the time to go past the steep learning curve are rewarded with this unparalled gaming experience that can't be matched by any other game.

So now! Wish me luck! Armok give me strength!! Meet your second doom mummy!
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« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2012, 10:06:00 pm »

 :D  That mummy is gonna hand you your ass so fast...
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Artaud

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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2012, 10:10:24 pm »

I've been sneaking this whole time, remember? The mummy hardly put up a fight! And I didn't get cursed to boot!

*hurries home with several bags and quivers worth of loot*
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2012, 09:15:20 pm »

hehe nice read!
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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2012, 10:14:21 pm »

I'm surprised he didn't raise all the dead bodies. The first mummy I encountered killed two of my guys, then on the next turn raised them and their body parts all in one turn. I got his head, but was killed by an undead arm the same turn.
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2012, 10:58:21 pm »

 I would beat people with that mummy head, at least as a secondary weapon. Maybe you will spread some disease/curse on? That would be hilarious!  :D
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Artaud

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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2012, 08:56:03 pm »

I encountered that wierd bug where the enemies respawn if you wait, so I've been holding out for a patch to resolve the issue. But my dwarf is still alive and kicking! And the world is one mummy poorer! Good riddance I say!

Glad you liked it schneidaren  :)
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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2012, 09:11:52 pm »

All my friends always go "Ew dem grafix. It lewks stupid." And i say to them, ok, but you dont know what your missing.
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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2012, 09:54:37 pm »

All my friends always go "Ew dem grafix. It lewks stupid." And i say to them, ok, but you dont know what your missing.

*sigh, so many people missing out for something like graphics...
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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2012, 10:00:34 pm »

I know, right? Nothing compares to Dwarf Fortress. I just punched a guy so hard his skull jammed into his brain.
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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2012, 10:38:24 pm »

Ah darn it... seems like the respawn bug doesn't get resolved for old saves. So this awesome adventurer of mine won't be able to rid the world of bad guys after all.
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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2012, 01:20:10 am »

my guess, bandit camps/dungeons/etc were being treated like towns, causing them to refill after a bit.
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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2012, 03:39:21 am »

All my friends always go "Ew dem grafix. It lewks stupid." And i say to them, ok, but you dont know what your missing.

*sigh, so many people missing out for something like graphics...
agreed, people today are too obsessed with graphics to care about gameplay, really disappointing for those of us who do the opposite.

like if you were going to try the elder scrolls game i would tell you to try daggerfall and morrowind not the newer stuff, tho i'v yet to try out skyrim.
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300 human/elf/dwarf/goblin/kobold bodies 20 random animal/fish/bird bodies and 3 dragon bodies all in one backpack. fun stuff.

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« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2012, 12:05:01 pm »

I don't even talk about this game with my friends since playing a graphicless game like this makes me a (quoting) "weirdo"

like if you were going to try the elder scrolls game i would tell you to try daggerfall and morrowind not the newer stuff, tho i'v yet to try out skyrim.
And totally agreed with this. Don't bother with Skyrim.
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« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2012, 12:13:24 pm »

must have been one horribly bad mummy. One I encountered in tomb almost kicked my legendary swordsman's ass. not to mention hordes of undeads he raised.
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