Turn 1: The Phantom Menace
Before I do anything, when your health or location changes, replace Normal/Healthy/Location with whatever I give you unless strictly specified. Also, you do not need to add in the stuff in brackets. That is just there to tell you what the effect does.
StephanieDistance myself by getting all worked up and yelling at my colleagues for wasting my time. Then run to the nearest Starbucks.
Stephanie attempts to distance herself and get all angry at everyone (
2), and instead of getting angry herself, everyone on the street is now angry at you.
Mental Health Get: Run Run Run (Imposes a +1 to movement, and -1 to everything else)
Ivan MorovBegin roaming the streets, looking for an opportunity to pull my gun.
Ivan starts roaming the streets, trying to look for something to target (
4). He spots something in the distance, it looks like a mugging of some poor old lady in a back alley.
Location Get: Entrance of a back alley.
Alkov VolkaContemplate on the meaning of Society, ready argument, then head into the nearest library.
Alkov start to contemplate and think of an arguement for the meaning of society (
3), and come up with a lackluster-but-sufficient arguement. He then walks down the road, trying to find the nearest library (
4). He finds what appears to be the city library, and heads on inside.
Location Get: Entrance of the City Library
WeissKeep my gun hidden and begin to question everyone on Steve's location.
Weiss tries to hides his gun in his
Infinite Trousers Pocket (
3), but decides it is not worth the effort and just leaves half the barrel of the M14 out, garnering him strange looks. Aknowledging this, he decides that prehaps it is not the best time to start questioning people.
Mental Health Get: Socially awkward (-2 to anything reqiureing social interaction)
MikeAs the unnassuming accountant, casually walk back into the crowd to head back to the apartment. Mike shall find this Steve on the internet on his Desktop!
Mike decides that going back home is and browsing the internet is more important than heading off on an epic adventure (
3). He heads off in the general direction of his apartment, but winds up getting lost along the way.
Location Get: Somewhere near home
Steve CrunkPut on my blades and begin to search the streets for anything interesting.
Crunk (Using Steve could get me murdered) decides to put on his skates and head of on his quest (
3). Crunk decides that searching is too hard though, and just casually skates through the streets, getting lost along the way.
Location Get: Somewhere in the city
THE ALMIGHTY GENGIS KHAN HIMSELF!Recruit civillians to become members of the Golden Khanate Mongolian army.
THE ALMIGHTY GENGIS KHAN HIMSELF! decides to recruit some soldiers to join his mongolion army (
3).
THE ALMIGHTY GENGIS KHAN HIMSELF! only manages to recruit 3 lousy hobos, though.
Item Get: 3 lousy soldiers.
Hilda J TronicSee if I can track down Steve's apartment without attracting the attention of any adoring fans.
Hilda attempts to blend in with the croud of people on the sidewalk (
1), but the croud of people she blended in with were her most loyal fans. They pile up on top of her, shouting into her ear for autographs and slamming her head against the ground.
Mental Health Get: Dazed (-2 to most actions)
Physical Health Get: Bleeding (Might want to stop that), Deafened (Auto-fail anything that requires hearing somebody until you get out of this croud).
THE BIG BLACK EVENT DIE!Decided to do this every turn. On the roll of a 6, something happens. A second roll is made, the lower the number, the more apocolyptic/deadly/horrible the event becomes.
THE BIG BLACK EVENT DIE ROLLS A (4)! There shall be no event this round.
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