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rarborman

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Your are elf.
« on: February 19, 2012, 03:07:58 am »
It is the dawntime you open your eyes and take sight of the primal world, what now?

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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2012, 03:15:14 am »
We name ourselves Cacame Awemedinade

And then we view our surroundings
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2012, 03:31:58 am »
Quote from: joemoben on February 19, 2012, 03:15:14 am
We name ourselves Cacame Awemedinade

And then we view our surroundings
YES.

This.
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2012, 03:46:56 am »
Start making toys.
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2012, 04:00:27 am »
Set a forest on fire
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2012, 04:48:04 am »
There are  other elves here, they ask me my name; I tell them Cacame Awemedinade, I dislike  their forest, it looks much better with fire, the others dislike my fire; they dont let me keep it, the toys I make of tree sicken them, they send me away and tell me to never come back. This place is of rock and cold, I'm alone.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2012, 05:07:02 am »
Find the nearest civilized road, hopefully, it may lead to a human town (traitors), "I can't go back."
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2012, 05:59:25 am »
Proceed to scream incoherent magic words
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 06:33:29 pm
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2012, 06:36:50 am »
Carve a spear and shield out of living wood, and try to find wild animals or sentients.
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2012, 09:06:19 am »
blow out our brains because we're a freakin ELF
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2012, 09:09:26 am »
Dip our head in the nearest source of magma.
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2012, 09:22:23 am »
Gather all the hempen rope you can, and try selling it to someone as you travel.

Stab them if they don't cooperate. That's how it works, right? :P
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2012, 09:46:39 am »
travel to the nearest dwarf fortress to complain about them cutting down trees
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2012, 10:01:22 am »
Quote from: JackOSpades on February 19, 2012, 09:46:39 am
travel to the nearest dwarf fortress to complain about them cutting down trees

Then try to sell them a wagonload of useless wooden weapons, armor and crafts.

</hypocrisy>
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2012, 10:12:34 am »
Quote from: Ehndras on February 19, 2012, 10:01:22 am
Quote from: JackOSpades on February 19, 2012, 09:46:39 am
travel to the nearest dwarf fortress to complain about them cutting down trees

Then try to sell them a wagonload of useless wooden weapons, armor and crafts.

</hypocrisy>

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