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Crustypeanut

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This can only end with ‼Fun‼
« on: February 18, 2012, 12:52:34 am »
So, I believe I have a resident Vampire, my first one.  I know this because I always change the names of incoming arrivals to either 'Migrant', 'Recruit', or 'Useless'.  This one, stayed as Administrator, and also has a relatively long list of previous memberships.

So what did I do? I made her my Hammerer.

 There has yet to be any crimes in my fortress, but now that I'm at 100 dwarves, I expect some ‼Fun‼ to occur soon.


Also, off subject for vampires, but *Greatly looks forward to the bug fixes Toady has been working on, as wagons are coming back!*

And whats up with all these vampire threads? XD  We need more were-animal threads.. I hope I get some were-animals.. has anyone even encountered any yet in Fortress mode?
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Re: This can only end with ‼Fun‼
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2012, 01:20:12 am »
Yes, but a marksdwarf headshotted it.  It was a real letdown.
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Re: This can only end with ‼Fun‼
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2012, 01:21:19 am »
Oh there are also a lot of were creature threads, but they follow more along the lines of:
"This thing showed up and ran away!"
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Re: This can only end with ‼Fun‼
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2012, 01:30:18 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 18, 2012, 01:21:19 am
Oh there are also a lot of were creature threads, but they follow more along the lines of:
"This thing showed up and ran away!"
Yeah, happened to me with a weredonkey goblin.
"Now you shall know you fear the night!", my foot.  >:(
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Re: This can only end with ‼Fun‼
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2012, 01:40:56 am »
Quote from: Crustypeanut on February 18, 2012, 12:52:34 am
And whats up with all these vampire threads?
We should have named it Dwarf Fortress: The Saga. Cuz it made everyone talk about vampires. :)
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Re: This can only end with ‼Fun‼
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2012, 02:43:47 am »
Why couldn't my vampire Hammerer eat someone useless, like a migrant? Instead, she went after my only gemcutter.. but sadly there were no witnesses, so I convicted someone's pet duck as the murderer.  It got off easy, with no beatings or jail time.  >.<
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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2012, 03:09:23 am »
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Quote from: Crustypeanut on February 18, 2012, 02:43:47 am
Why couldn't my vampire Hammerer eat someone useless, like a migrant? Instead, she went after my only gemcutter.. but sadly there were no witnesses, so I convicted someone's pet duck as the murderer.  It got off easy, with no beatings or jail time.  >.<