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TomIrony

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What !!Science!! should I do on these mountain gnomes?
« on: February 17, 2012, 06:17:20 pm »
So my cage traps are filling up rather rapidly with mountain gnomes and I need to figure out something to do with them before I end up with more gnomes than cages. I've never tried the convoluted method of using Gnomeblight on them, but now seems like an ideal opportunity. Barring that, however, any suggestions?
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Re: What !!Science!! should I do on these mountain gnomes?
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2012, 06:24:48 pm »
Dump them in Gnomeblight, in an evil biome and have zombie blobs of liquid gnome. Or try and make them anyway
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Re: What !!Science!! should I do on these mountain gnomes?
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2012, 06:29:12 pm »
Experimental test subjects for evil mists and rains.
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Re: What !!Science!! should I do on these mountain gnomes?
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2012, 06:30:12 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on February 17, 2012, 06:18:51 pm
give military training weapons and put both into an arena.

masses of quick and cheap training.

... Would that work?

I really want a squadron of tiny armed gnomes now.
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Re: What !!Science!! should I do on these mountain gnomes?
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2012, 06:31:28 pm »
Develop the dwarf version of a blender and throw them in and see what comes out.
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Re: What !!Science!! should I do on these mountain gnomes?
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2012, 06:34:45 pm »
Once Runesmith is updated for this version, make them members of your civ, have them brew some Gnomeblight, then make them drink it.
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Re: What !!Science!! should I do on these mountain gnomes?
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2012, 07:42:43 pm »
Quote from: TomIrony on February 17, 2012, 06:30:12 pm
Quote from: greatorder on February 17, 2012, 06:18:51 pm
give military training weapons and put both into an arena.

masses of quick and cheap training.

... Would that work?

I really want a squadron of tiny armed gnomes now.

He meant train your military on them.
But i want that too :L
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Re: What !!Science!! should I do on these mountain gnomes?
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2012, 07:48:18 pm »
Quote from: Wannazzaki on February 17, 2012, 06:24:48 pm
Dump them in Gnomeblight, in an evil biome and have zombie blobs of liquid gnome.

You do realize they only rot away, not melt, right? If you want liquid gnome, you could use... magma.
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Re: What !!Science!! should I do on these mountain gnomes?
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2012, 08:00:40 pm »
1. Place them in a sealed danger room.

2. Set the lever on repeat.

3. ????

4. Profit.
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Re: What !!Science!! should I do on these mountain gnomes?
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2012, 09:25:39 pm »
Seal them in a room with vampire dwarves!
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Re: What !!Science!! should I do on these mountain gnomes?
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2012, 09:36:34 pm »
Quote from: Montague on February 17, 2012, 08:00:40 pm
1. Place them in a sealed danger room.

2. Set the lever on repeat.

3. ????

4. Profit.

They'll die.
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