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Xotano

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how do you like to kill people
« on: February 17, 2012, 05:14:51 pm »

i found having a quiver of iron arrows i use as thrown weapons works VERY well, throw a few and move in for the kill with my iron longsword.

having your sword in one hand and the other hand empty works really well too, grab them by the upper body and chop them in half or behead them, works 90% of the time :D

i also like breaking all there limbs and then pinching off there fingers one by one, when they are unconscious all the pinches make there fingers pop off :D
finger pinching usually causes death by blood loss :3
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300 human/elf/dwarf/goblin/kobold bodies 20 random animal/fish/bird bodies and 3 dragon bodies all in one backpack. fun stuff.

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Re: how do you like to kill people
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2012, 05:19:45 pm »

Spilling guts and then chopping them out is entertaining.
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Re: how do you like to kill people
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2012, 05:32:34 pm »

Shield in right hand, nothing in the left. Charge them to stun them, then grab the throat with your left hand, place a chokehold, strangle them; they pass out. Bash their head in with your shield, it almost always takes only a single shield bash.

EDIT: For typo and great justice.
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Re: how do you like to kill people
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2012, 05:34:30 pm »

Spilling guts and then chopping them out is entertaining.

that is pretty fun, too bad they don't usually live long enough for you to then strangle them to death with there own guts tho :(
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Re: how do you like to kill people
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2012, 05:51:08 pm »

Pinching off facial features is always amusing due to the fact that it almost always causes bandits to run away in terror. Ripping off someone's arm and re-animating it to kill him is also simply hilarious.
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Re: how do you like to kill people
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2012, 05:52:18 pm »

Slicing their throat when their unconscious :D
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Re: how do you like to kill people
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2012, 07:09:33 pm »

Wrestling.

With my feet.
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Re: how do you like to kill people
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2012, 07:28:39 pm »

I like knocking them unconcious, then severing all there teeth and throwing them at em till they die.
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Re: how do you like to kill people
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2012, 07:41:01 pm »

Letting the zombies do their work. There are usually a few random hands and arms everywhere after death by a mob of zombies, and that means even more zombies.
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Re: how do you like to kill people
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2012, 08:46:27 pm »

Strangle -> bite throat -> shake -> feed until they die of bloodloss
Works every time
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Re: how do you like to kill people
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2012, 08:50:34 pm »

You know what, completely forget my last post.

Animated raven corpses are the coolest way imaginable to kill people.
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Re: how do you like to kill people
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2012, 09:28:35 pm »

Morningstar, whip and sword. Tri wielded. Got an adventurer who somehow did this until a (un)lucky strike by a no named swordsman.
With this I can embed two weapons at two different opponent and wrestle them with my whip. embeding it at the upper/lower body tends to give them difficulty in breathing or cut guts. The whip because it makes it look[?] cool. In my imagination at least
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Re: how do you like to kill people
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2012, 09:40:56 pm »

Morningstar, whip and sword. Tri wielded. Got an adventurer who somehow did this until a (un)lucky strike by a no named swordsman.
With this I can embed two weapons at two different opponent and wrestle them with my whip. embeding it at the upper/lower body tends to give them difficulty in breathing or cut guts. The whip because it makes it look[?] cool. In my imagination at least

Oh, there's no limit to the number of weapons you can hold at one time.  You'd think there would be, but there isn't.
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Re: how do you like to kill people
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2012, 09:46:27 pm »

Nibble their bum.

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Oh, How do you like to kill people.
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Re: how do you like to kill people
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2012, 11:44:44 pm »

Throwing Giant Eagle Feathers. Signature weapon, besides a door of course.
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