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Squeegy

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I want these mother****ing rhesus macaques off my mother
« on: December 15, 2007, 01:57:00 am »
I'm being invaded by three of them. All my outside stores I haven't moved are being stolen.

=(

How do I get rid of them?

EDIT: Also only one of my dwarves is awake and is busy watching all my dogs bleed to death in awe.

EDIT 2: Yay, my dog died killing one of the bastards.

EDIT 3: Changed all my guys to soldiers, started slaughtering the rhesuses. Now they resume digging to their dooms into an aquifier.

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Re: I want these mother****ing rhesus macaques off my mother
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2007, 02:08:00 am »
How could you die to this?

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Re: I want these mother****ing rhesus macaques off my mother
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2007, 05:02:00 am »
How could you die to this?

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Re: I want these mother****ing rhesus macaques off my mother
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2007, 05:03:00 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>How could you die to this?
</STRONG>

Simple: Monkeys cant drown you.

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Re: I want these mother****ing rhesus macaques off my mother
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2007, 05:11:00 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>How could you die to this?

   </STRONG>

more like this:
 

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Re: I want these mother****ing rhesus macaques off my mother
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2007, 01:22:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>How could you die to this?

  </STRONG>

More like this:

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Re: I want these mother****ing rhesus macaques off my mother
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2007, 02:40:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Scorpios:
<STRONG>

More like this:
  </STRONG>

THE CARP IS ABOUT TO EAT MY MASON OR CHAMPION

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Re: I want these mother****ing rhesus macaques off my mother
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2007, 02:56:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Squeegy:
<STRONG>I'm being invaded by three of them. All my outside stores I haven't moved are being stolen.

=(

How do I get rid of them?

EDIT: Also only one of my dwarves is awake and is busy watching all my dogs bleed to death in awe.

EDIT 2: Yay, my dog died killing one of the bastards.

EDIT 3: Changed all my guys to soldiers, started slaughtering the rhesuses. Now they resume digging to their dooms into an aquifier.</STRONG>

Simple, bring some war dogs and or train them at the kennel. If you have Teldnin's Mod 2, you can also have war pigs (ACDC?).

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Re: I want these mother****ing rhesus macaques off my mother
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2007, 03:21:00 pm »
Yes, yes, I've got rid of that problem. Now there's the fact that it's COMPLETELY impossible for me to trade. No wagon access.
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Re: I want these mother****ing rhesus macaques off my mother
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2007, 03:30:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Helmaroc:
<STRONG>

Simple, bring some war dogs and or train them at the kennel. If you have Teldnin's Mod 2, you can also have war pigs (ACDC?).</STRONG>

Black Sabbath, dude. Sabbath.

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Skanky

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Re: I want these mother****ing rhesus macaques off my mother
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2007, 05:10:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Squeegy:
<STRONG>Yes, yes, I've got rid of that problem. Now there's the fact that it's COMPLETELY impossible for me to trade. No wagon access.</STRONG>

No wagon access just means humans trade with mules instead. They bring less stuff, but that is much better than bringing no stuff at all. Also, clear the obstacles away from your depot so the wagon can reach it.  :p

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Re: I want these mother****ing rhesus macaques off my mother
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2007, 06:06:00 pm »
put walls around your outside stockpiles, doors if you want too, link them to your fortress either by sky bridges or underground tunnels, place traps at all entrances (cage traps, so you can sell them) and if you want, get some Swordsdwarfs to guard your stuff.
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