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Author Topic: The new version has really made the idea of using babies as ammunition plausible  (Read 1032 times)

Eddren

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So I'm playing this Fortress, nothing new, nothing special. Get by, take out my first siege, check my total child/baby-to-civilian ratio. Twelve babies in a Fortress of 113. Nineteen children, only fifteen of which were immigrants. SEVENTEEN BABIES. In a matter of three, maybe four years.
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Ah, my dwarven heart beats with fierce pride for this.  I can't take it anymore!  I have to go do something profound.

Eddren

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Sorry, accidentally hit the post-button too soon.

What I was meaning to say was my plans. The idea was that, with sieges now occuring on occasion at this Fortress, that I would use a pressurized water-system to deliver the babies. Naturally, the mothers would be launched too, meaning that once the babies are slain, I will have a coven of vengeful, mach-speed dwarven mothers to murder all who stand in my way.

It reminds me of parachuting Dwarves onto Gobbos.
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Ah, my dwarven heart beats with fierce pride for this.  I can't take it anymore!  I have to go do something profound.