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Lolfail0009

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Re: Future of the Fortress
« Reply #10950 on: June 13, 2014, 08:03:44 am »

On the topic of blood, I highly hope that blood drinking become less of a thing because it's weird to contemplate a person walking around drenched in blood and satisfying their thirst by licking the blood off their body.

Actually, it sounds like something an elf would do. Like, seriously.

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Re: Future of the Fortress
« Reply #10951 on: June 13, 2014, 08:05:02 am »

On the topic of blood, I highly hope that blood drinking become less of a thing because it's weird to contemplate a person walking around drenched in blood and satisfying their thirst by licking the blood off their body.
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Re: Future of the Fortress
« Reply #10952 on: June 13, 2014, 08:10:20 am »

On the topic of blood, I highly hope that blood drinking become less of a thing because it's weird to contemplate a person walking around drenched in blood and satisfying their thirst by licking the blood off their body.

I always found amusing that you can live for days drinking the blood over your eyelids.
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Re: Future of the Fortress
« Reply #10953 on: June 13, 2014, 08:21:26 am »

On the topic of blood, I highly hope that blood drinking become less of a thing because it's weird to contemplate a person walking around drenched in blood and satisfying their thirst by licking the blood off their body.

Actually, it sounds like something an elf would do. Like, seriously.

Well,unlike Tolkien elves,DF elves eat sentient's and aren't wise so much as blindly stupid.
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Re: Future of the Fortress
« Reply #10954 on: June 13, 2014, 08:22:15 am »

And a good replacement for fossil fuels.
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Re: Future of the Fortress
« Reply #10955 on: June 13, 2014, 08:23:48 am »

On the topic of getting drunk from drinking blood of a drunk person:
Dwarfen vampires don't get drunk from drinking dwarfen blood, do they?
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Re: Future of the Fortress
« Reply #10956 on: June 13, 2014, 08:24:27 am »

On the topic of blood, I highly hope that blood drinking become less of a thing because it's weird to contemplate a person walking around drenched in blood and satisfying their thirst by licking the blood off their body.

I just have an irrational, and instinctive impulse when people mention how unrealistic a game is. It is not like you can see anything or have to do anything yourself X3

What is the point of suspension of disbelief if there is nothing to disbelieve?
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Re: Future of the Fortress
« Reply #10957 on: June 13, 2014, 08:38:30 am »

On the topic of getting drunk from drinking blood of a drunk person:
Dwarfen vampires don't get drunk from drinking dwarfen blood, do they?

Surprisingly not,considering that a Dwarf's blood is 90% alcohol,though that would be a good way to fix the whole vampires not drinking beer.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: Future of the Fortress
« Reply #10959 on: June 13, 2014, 08:58:24 am »

This should clarify all questions about drinking the blood of someone drunk.

BUT!! What if we got drunk and drank our own blood? Or heck, if we drunk our own blood sober, would any of the other effects happen?

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Re: Future of the Fortress
« Reply #10960 on: June 13, 2014, 09:43:36 am »

I'm guessing it would be all the same less the next to nonexistent alcohol intoxication. In any case apparently you can't drink more than a gallon of blood (don't know if it's only blood or liquids in general, I'm inclined to the second guess) without puking, so...
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: Future of the Fortress
« Reply #10961 on: June 13, 2014, 10:26:56 am »

On the topic of blood, I highly hope that blood drinking become less of a thing because it's weird to contemplate a person walking around drenched in blood and satisfying their thirst by licking the blood off their body.

Weren't we just talking about a page ago about the contaminants which prevents exactly this?

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Re: Future of the Fortress
« Reply #10962 on: June 13, 2014, 11:10:45 am »

On the topic of blood, I highly hope that blood drinking become less of a thing because it's weird to contemplate a person walking around drenched in blood and satisfying their thirst by licking the blood off their body.

Weren't we just talking about a page ago about the contaminants which prevents exactly this?
It's Deja Vu of the Fortress lately.  :P The XKCD link's also been posted yesterday.
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Re: Future of the Fortress
« Reply #10963 on: June 13, 2014, 11:25:03 am »

I wonder how much of a DF fan the author of xkcd is, and I'm sure many of his readers are as well.
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